heathizzy oneshots

minecraft

I have this idea that Heath and Izzy have a Minecraft server together, and they either play on FaceTime/call or they go round eachother's houses (normally Heath's because when Heath goes round Izzy's Ozzy is always listening at their door). You can't change my mind. 

Anyway here are some conversations they've had while playing.

I: no, Heath, you can't breed a chicken and a cow.

H: but I want to make a chickow!.

H: Iz, why are you placing TNT everywhere..

I: I'm going to blow up the house I built.

H: uhh.. why?

I: I don't know I'm just bored.

O: Heathcliff why are you playing Minecraft with my baby sister?

H: she's my girlfriend, Oswald. 

I: oZZY GET OFF OUR SERVER-

H: yayyy I got a horse!

I:  Heath why do you need a horse? We're in creative mode.

H: I like the company.

I: uh I'm right here-

H: yeah, but you aren't a horse..

I: *internal facepalm*

H: iZZY JIM GOT AWAY

I: oh no that's horrible.

H: ...Iz what did you do?

I: I did NOT break down his pen.

H: OMD IZZY- why are you so jealous of Jim?

I: ...

I: yOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH HIM

H: but I don't love him as much as I love you!

I: ...fine, I'll get him back.

H: morning Lily, morning Kingston, morning Richelle, morning Oswald, morning Kenzie, morning Amy, morning Finn, morning Piper-

I: you have too many chickens.

I: Heath did you get any coal?

H: where would I get coal from?

I: you literally just went mining..

H: ...

I: you made friends with the zombies didn't you.

H: tHEY JUST SOUND SO SAD LIKE THEY NEED A FRIEND-

H: Izzy why can I hear villagers through the floor?

I: uhh... I don't know..

H: hOLY CRAP- IZZY HOW MANY VILLAGERS ARE IN OUR BASEMENT?!

Okay yeah that was really random, hope you liked them though lol

I also made a piece of fan art for this specific oneshot... no one asked but I delivered :)