Alrighty, Bitch is rad.
She's one of my closest friends, and I've known her since 4th grade.
We share just about all the same interests,
And she can always make me smile.
She's Bitch because we both like SPN (yes, I know, ew) and she's a bitch but I love her.
She's so accepting of me and my problems,
And has been supportive at every turn.
She's got a bunch of stupid nicknames for me, And probably some stories she could use for blackmail,
But she's nice enough not to do that to me probably.
She sends me memes when I'm sad,
Will go threaten anyone who even bothers me in the slightest despite being under 5',
And will help me report bigots.
She's the kindest person I know,
Despite keeping a knife in her bedside table that she pulls on people at random.
Thank you for being alive, you bitch.
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Sam Glaspy's Poetry
PoetrySam Glaspy's sad and gay poetry about her stupid dumb life. Welcome to hell, loves! WE DID IT Y'ALL- #5 IN SYNESTHESIA AFTER ONLY TEN VOTES THAT REALLY TELLS YOU HOW LITTLE PEOPLE WRITE ABOUT IT BUT IM STILL PROUD OF US!
