Your Touch

47. Dude I Think You Broke My Ribs

Third Person Pov:

"What Are They?" Grillby asked.

"They're chibi's."

"Eh-?"

"Chibi's are the Japanese slang word, describing something short. They usually have big heads with small bodies."

"Ah."

~Time Skip Brought To You By My 9 Hour Sleep~

Sans left food in the box and put the box on his and Grillby's nightstand. It is now 10 pm at night and Sans and Grillby are cuddled in a blanket on the couch, Gasters talking with Papyrus, and the fire elementals are just on the floor either sleeping or on their phone. Chara and Frisk were also in the house.

"I'll be right back." Sans said before walking upstairs.

"HEY PAPYRUS, WANNA GET REVENGE ON SANS?" Gaster asked pulling out a fake positive monster pregnancy test.

"YES, COME ON."

"OK, HERE'S THE PLAN."

"I'M GONNA GET SANS TO SHOW HIS ECTO BODY AND YOU'RE GOING TO PUT THE PREGNANCY TEST IN THE TRASH. WE THEN WILL WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO FIND IT."

"SOUNDS GOOD."

"LET'S DO THIS."

Sans was walking through the upstairs hall when Gaster stopped him.

"SANS, I BET YOU CAN'T SHOW YOUR ECTO BODY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY."

"What you betting?" Sans said crossing his arms.

"100 BUCKS?"

"Damn, sure I'm in."

"There, I have my ecto body showing."

Sans sat down next to Grillby and leaned on his shoulder.

Papyrus quickly put the test in the trash and went back to Gaster.

"YOU DID IT RIGHT?"

"YEP."

"GOOD, NOW WE WAIT."

After a few minutes later Frisk got up to use the bathroom. Not even 2 minutes later she came running down the stairs.

"Ay-yooo! Who pregnant?!?" She yelled.

Sans got up and looked at Frisk.

Sans then shrugged. Yon appeared out of nowhere.

"Wait someone's pregnant?"

"Hold up, Sans was the last one to use the bathroom." Everyone gasped.

Grillby started blushing like crazy and turned all blue. He then fell off the couch.

"G-Grillby?!?"

"oh, shit-! he's out!" Grillby's sister said poking Grillby.

Yon cracked his head towards Sans and punched him in the stomach.

"Fuck!" Sans dropped down to his knees and held his stomach.

"I can't see you throw away your life like this."

"Yon-"

"You're too young!"

"Yon! I'm not fucking pregnant!"

"I think I'm gonna throw up." Sans said rested his head on the floor.

"Dude I think you broke my ribs."

Yon walked over to Frisk and looked at the test.

"Bro, this is fake."

"Good to know..." Sans then started heavily breathing.

"Damn, I can't fucking breath."