In the Lodge (September 2nd 2020)
Walker, Cruz. Stefan, Parker, Sawyer, Hayden, Noah, Maxwell, Zach and Gabe have spent the whole morning visiting the diffrent geysers of Yellowstone
Caleb: (filming a tiktok)
Parker P: Dude why are you wasting your life away on tiktok
Caleb: Wasting bitch, I'm famous girls send puss and tit i don't even ask they just send it!!! I'm living my best life
(the rest return to the lodge 1 hour later)
Walker: Caleb, I saw your 26 Tiktoks
Caleb: Sexy asf right
Walker: No Concerning, that's why tonight i'm taking you on a date and this (snatches his phone) stays here
Caleb: MY PRECIOUS (reaches for it)
Walker: NO!
Noah: Did his ass just say precious
Maxwell: He went all gollum on Walker
Gabriel: 10 bucks says he bites his finger off
Zachary: Your fucking on!
Walker: Disconnect enjoy nature and get to know me, I want to get too know you
Caleb: but but tiktok, instagram, snapchat...FUCK i'll use facebook I'LL SIGN UP FOR MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hayden: Da fucks a Myspace
Sawyer: Beats me
Caleb: ITS A WEBSITE GRANDMAS USE TO PLAY FARMVILLE!
Cruz: This Boy is more dramatic then the duchess of sussexs on her period
Stefan: What is a Sussex?
Cruz: You bloody american's
Parker: Hey, I watch the crown on netflix
Caleb: Ha Me too Lizzy was hot
Cruz: Did this boy just call Queen Elizabeth the Second Lizzy!!!!!!! and call her hot
Caleb: Her sister was hotter though Margret could ride me all day long
Cruz: Oh God save the Queen and my ears, if he says anything about Princess Diana....
Caleb: Isn't that the one who was a bitch to whats his face Prince Charlie Brown and like got killed in a car or something
Cruz: I'm gonna kill him!
Walker: CRUZY! (kisses him) He's just a dumb Zoomer he doesn't respect the House of Windsor
Cruz: He better watch it or I'll go all King Henry the Eighth on his wanker ass
Caleb: I don't know what that means (laughs)
Cruz: Hmmm do you Watch Game of Thrones
Caleb: Duh, Dragons and tits
Cruz: SUP NED!!!!!
Walker: OKAY!!!!!!!!!! no one is beheading anyone!!! Cruzy Baby relax, Caleb get ready for our date okay!
Caleb: But Phonzey
Walker: No
Caleb: (pouts) fine (goes to get ready)
(30 minutes later)
Walker: You ready
Caleb: Can I....
Walker: (gives him a glare)
Caleb: (sighs) Yeah
Walker: Good let's go
(a short RV drive later)
Walker: What do you think
Caleb: I think i need to do the renegade (does it) uh it looks nice
Walker: Let's go
(they have a seat)
Walker: you can't talk to Parker like that and you can't just disrespect Cruz's culture
Caleb: Listen Walker dude we are just better than those losers the lot of um Cruz is tea siping weirdo, Parker is a fucking shrimp, Hayden and Sawyer are such nerds, Who the fuck are Zach and Gabe anyway. Noah and Max Netflix losers, and Stefan is a pathetic Bieber wanna be. So what do you say we ditch um and we start dating and fucking daily.
Walker: (slaps him hard) You are done!
Caleb: Excuse me
Walker: I'M KICKING YOU OUT, I love everyone of them
Caleb: Some more than others (laughs) you are gonna break Stefans heart you know
Walker: I HAVEN'T DECIDED ANYTHING YET
Caleb: Bitch please You are head over heels for Cruz
Walker: GET OUT (throws his phone at him)
Caleb: Walker baby, come on
Walker: I don't ever want too see you again, leave now
Caleb: (sees a group girls waving at him) Fine why you are being a fag i'll be getting the puss! (leaves)
Walker: (looks at him as he goes and starts making out with the girls) Ugh
(He returns to the Lodge)
Cruz: Where is Caleb
Stefan: Yeah you are back way earlier than expected
Walker: Everyone gather around
(they do)
Walker: Caleb treated you all like garbage, especially you Parker, I had enough of it I sent him away his time with us is done I trusted a dick and you all payed for it. If any of you wish to I understand.
Parker: (starts clapping)
(the rest join in)
Noah: ABOUT TIME
Maxwell: I'm so proud of you
Stefan: Thank you (kisses him)
Cruz: I know it was hard love but you did the right thing (kisses him)
Walker: You Guys are the best, I love you all
Sawyer: GROUP HUG!!!!!
(they all hug)
Walker: Enough about him, let's have a fucking video game marathon all night boys!!!!!!
(they all cheer)
So Caleb is done for, I hope no one was rooting for him let me know in the comment section down below.
-Epsilon
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