In NYC (October 31st 2020)
Davis: Good morning Friends don't wanna sleep the day away do we
Walker: Nope, so me and the boiz are going to this Broadway Halloween thing, so just drop us and wait in the RV
Davis: Yes sir (he does just that)
Cruz: Ight mate Keys
Stefan: Hand um over
Davis: Don't you trust me
Walker: No I fucking don't (snatches um) enjoy yourself
(they get off the RV)
Walker: Okay follow me lads
(they do)
Stefan: Are we gonna talk about just how crazy this shit is
Cruz: Yeah I killed those girls and for some reason P admitted to it
Walker: I don't buy It not one little bit
Ghost: Boo
Walker: Nice Kid, here's a 20 fuck off
(runs off)
Stefan: Walker
Walker: Sorry I can't bother with Halloween right now
Cruz: I can't be arsed either
Stefan: It's Times Square
Walker: (hands them each a mask) I don't trust Davis (puts on a mask)
Stefan: Me either
Cruz: But we can't just stay here
Walker: Keep following me mates (leads them through a crowd in time square)
Cruz: Take my hand Stef
Stefan: Does that
Walker: Smart Idea (takes Cruz's hand) this crowd is like a zombie herd we can easily get separated
Stefan: That would be the worst thing
Cruz: Bloody right
(they work their way through the crowd)
Group of Kids: CANDY!!! TRICK OR TREAT, FEED US
Walker: Fuck off kids
Stefan: What direction do we go
Cruz: Let me fucking guess through the bloody candy zombie herd
Walker: YUP (charges them)
Stefan: Shit man (charges them)
Cruz: Bloody Hell (charges them)
Stefan: ONE OF THE LITTLE SHIT'S BIT ME
Cruz: Luckily they aren't actual zombies
Walker: Made it through that
Karen: EXCUSE ME!!! My son Timmy said you told him to fuck off
ALL 3: KAREN!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!! (they make a run for it)
(they run into an alleyway)
Stefan: Lost her
Cruz: This shit is crazy
Walker: Which is exactly why we are getting the heck out of dodge
Stoner: Like my costume mates
Walker: What is it
Stoner: Osama Bin Laden (charges them)
Cruz: (knocks him out cold) I'VE BLOODY WELL HAD IT WITH THIS HOLIDAY
Stefan: are you as weirdly turned on as I am
Walker: Yup
Cruz: (smirks) thanks loves
Walker: He Should be right through this Alleyway
(a tesla pulls up)
Cameron Brodeur: Need a lift dudes
Walker: Cameron you are sure one for timing
Cameron: Get in broskis
(they do)
Walker: Thanks for coming all the way from Montreal
Cameron: It is only five hours, so where to next on this little road trip of love
Walker, Cruz and Stefan: (laugh)
Cameron: What
Walker: That's a good name , Niagara Falls
Cameron: Well then next stop Niagara Falls
(the drive the hell out of New York City abandoning the RV and Davis)
(around midnight)
Davis: Oh Hello
Detective Steven Perry: Were is the boys we are here to extend the official apologies of the NYPD
Davis: Oh Some Broadway show
Detective Short: With all there shit
Davis: Yeah
Detective Steven Perry: Want to or should I
Detective Short: You Take this one
Detective Steven Perry: Your services are no longer required (shoots him in the head killing him instantly)
Detective Short: Let's tare this fucker apart and see if we can find anything
Detective Steven Perry: Agreed, this means they are sus about this we can't have that
Detective Short: I Agree
(they tare the RV apart and find nothing)
R.I.P. RV (1987-2020)
-Epsilon
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Walker Bryant and the Road Trip of Love
RomantizmSequel to Walker Bryant's Gay Awakening Walker has chosen 10 boys to be his potential boyfriend, they go around the country in an RV being Driven by Parker Pannell, will Walker find his true love on this trip or will he revert back to his old ways.
