At The Crazy Horse monument (September 11th 2020)
Parker P: Welcome to The Crazy Horse boys
Jet: A monument built purely on donations and entrance fees that's why she is not yet complete
Hayden: You like history too?
Jet: Dude! I took APUSH my freshman year of high school
Hayden: Dude that's dope!
Sawyer: Uhhhhhh Abraham Lincoln!!!!!
(both look at him perplexed)
Hayden: So tell me Historical Satire thoughts
Jet: Uh Jojo Rabbit is the best movie of 2019
Hayden: YES, and Roman Griffin Davis
Jet: Total cutie
Sawyer: Hitler!!!
Jet: Uh Yes Hitler is in it
Hayden: Ignore him
(they walk toward the monument reading all the signs)
Sawyer: George Washington
Parker: You are so thick aren't you
Sawyer: Uh Alexander Hamilton!!!! Yeah I LIKE HAMILTON. I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!!!
(tons of people just stare)
Parker: Yeah and you're about to find who lives, who dies, who tells your story!
Sawyer: Uh Eliza
Parker: I'm surrounded by Idiots!
(sitting on a nearby bench)
Walker: Is Parker okay?
Stefan: Why wouldn't he be
Walker: I mean look at him
Cruz: He's just dramatic....kind of a boring thing
Walker: It's the vision that counts someday when it's finished it will be a beauty
Stefan: We will have to bring the kids
Walker: (smiles) Kids
Cruz: Assuming he picks you Wanker
Stefan: That was a little bitchy and petty
Walker: Hey none of that brothers remember we fixed it please don't start that again
Cruz: Sorry love, he just needs to stop presuming shit
Stefan: and Beckham needs and ego check
Walker: Ughhhh (walks off)
Noah: Trouble in paradise
Walker: They were getting along so well
Maxwell: You know they love you so much that those feeling control their every move and they really are friends but like when one feels his alpha status is being threatened
Noah: Boom
Walker: Alpha status?
Maxwell: That's kind of how you treat them dude
Noah: Have you even had a conversation with Jet
Walker: Omg, I just....I'm awful aren't I
Maxwell: No you just need to balance your time more equally
Noah: Hopefully that will lower the inflated ego of those two keep it in check like Maxy's fashion sense
Maxwell: Imagine failing to pull of a bowl cut
Noah: Uh well Imagine being blonde
Walker: Schnapp (points to his head)
Noah: Ugh Jenkins anyway, yeah balancing act
Walker: Between the banter, I think some of it was very insightful and helpful
Maxwell: You are very welcome
Walker: (walks over to Hayden and Jet) Hey Guys
Jet: Walker! look at this it's taken 75 years to get this far
Walker: Really!
Hayden: Yeah man those donations aren't enough and they refuse government handouts
Walker: Want to get a closer look
Jet: I'd love that
Walker: (takes a hand of each boy) Let's go
(they go)
Cruz: Wanker
Stefan: Bitch
Cruz: What the bloody hell is your problem
Stefan: (gets in his face) Your stupid face
Cruz: That was a pathetic comeback you....I'm sorry
Stefan: Yeah..... I don't know what came over me sorry Cruzy (sits down next to him)
Cruz: Why can't we find it
Stefan: I either want to kill you or fuck you
Cruz: Yeah I know it's infuriating, we need to try harder
Stefan: It's hard when you speak with that buttery accent
Cruz: Stefan stop it
Stefan: Uhhh Yeah uh sorry
Cruz: I'm Gonna go to the gift shop
Stefan: and I'm gonna take a piss uh see ya (almost kisses him)
Cruz: Uh (does an awkward handshake)
Stefan: mmm Firm
Cruz: Very
(they quickly go separate ways)
Parker: (shakes his head) those fucking boys
Sawyer: (taps his shoulder) Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir? (laughs)
Parker: Idiots!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that was something else wasn't it I hope you are enjoying it let me know in the comment section down below
-Epsilon
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RomanceSequel to Walker Bryant's Gay Awakening Walker has chosen 10 boys to be his potential boyfriend, they go around the country in an RV being Driven by Parker Pannell, will Walker find his true love on this trip or will he revert back to his old ways.
