The ME Diary

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now surrounding the table sitting on the floor we start on the pizza's. While we eat A and I exchange some looks. Really who were these guys?

Ken, like in barbie's boyfriend Ken? That almost somehow sounds like he is his own bae seeing A called him Barbie... Hehe, we have a "celebrity" in the house.

Sheba stands up from behind A and me on the coach and slaps the back of my head with her tail. She scared me and I cover the back of my head automatically yelling at whatever it was.

"TAKE A, SHE SMELLS LIKE CHINESE ALL DAY!" when nothing happens I open one eye to see Sheba walk away.

A laughs almost chocking in her pizza and the boys seem to laugh too though I'm not sure because I can't see their face clearly.

"Retard!" She says to me in between breaths as she laughs.

I frown fakely annoyed and insulted before I push her and laugh too. Hyuk swallows the last of his pizza before he asks a question.

"So, are the two of you Korean?" He must be desperate to get to know.

"Yes we are." I answer for fun. A smiles knowing what I'm doing.

"We moved to Europe to start a better life." She moves on.

"Being a serial killer pays way better here you know." I put another piece of pizza in my mouth.

The two look at each other not sure what to do next. We practiced our act a little too much I'm afraid, seemingly we were a little too convincing. Or maybe they were nervous for something else. Suddenly they start to laugh.

"So the two of you are not Korean?" Ken asks.

We shake our heads and answer simultaneously. "No."

"Then how is it you two use it?" Hyuk asks.

"Because we're aegyooooo!" We yell again simultaneously.

Before we know it the pizza's are all devoured, mostly by Ken and Hyuk, and we have to find a place to stash the two guys for the night.

"Soooo where do you put them? You want me to sleep at my own place?" I ask as we stand in the hallway.

"Are you crazy?! I'm not gonna let you get away and leave me here with two guys who don't show their face and give us fake names!" She says as hard as whispering allows.

I smile. "Yeah Kai would never forgive me for letting you." She hits the back of my head.

"You are staying here with me and don't you dare call that name again or I'll fry you downstairs and eat you with some rice and peppers."

"Okay okay! As long as it's not my liver you want." I stick out my tong. She pushes a blanket in my face from a cabin in the hall. "Just make up your bed livergirl."

When I sleep over at A's place, which happens a little too often sometimes, we had to go fetch a blanket and also after a couple of times A planted the pillow and blanket in the cabin which makes it easier for the lazy us.

"You guys," I say throwing the blanket on the couch and then pushing the guys towards the small space near the couch. "Will be sleeping riiiight-" I push them down to the ground. "Here."

I scroutch down between them. "But who are the two of you really? I mean, Ken and Hyuk sound like fakes if you ask me but okay I can accept that but not showing your face to your hosts? that won't do mates." I put my arms around their shoulders and pull them closer to me.

"So tell me." I smile evilly.

Suddenly two blankets cover their heads and pillows hid the back of them. "We'll sleep on the coach together Lies. They'll make their bed on the floor. Sorry, I don't really have another place for you guys."

"No no it's fine Noona!" Hyuk says.

They make up their beds and so had we. When the clock turned somewhere around eleven I was still not asleep crushed horizontal from A. I look upwards trying to see if she sleeps.

"Hey, Unni. Hey, twin, ate, A, Angie..." when she doesn't answer I try to poke her face to see if she reacts but just as I was about to touch her face she turns and I poke in her eye.

She covers it immediately slapping me in the face in the process making me also cover my face in pain.

"Aaauw... kkaebsong." I say.

"You deserved that. Why did you try to spoon my eye out with your pricky finger?!" She whisper yells.

"I just wanted to see if you were awake!" I complain also whispering not to wake the clearly sleeping boys.

"Well I am now though I wasn't sleeping yet." She answers. I sigh.

"Their suspicious aren't they? I wanna know how they look so badly." Even when they went to sleep they kept on their hoods and hid half under their blankets.

"I know right." A said also sighing while we still lay horizontal from each other on the couch.

I bite my lip and try to look up at her again. "It wouldn't be that bad if we looked now they sleep right?" A turns around so she's on her belly and smiles.

I turn around too launching myself off the couch blanket and all. A keeps in her laughter and puts her finger to her lips telling me to be quiet.

We crawl near them and both pick a victim. A got the Barbie guy and I Hyuk. I had to admit the small strains of blond that showed occasionally really did look like Barbie hair.

We nod at each other and slowly pull away the blanket. "For science!" I whisper.

"The science of who are these sexy Koreans!" I pull up a brow at her sudden comment about their sexyness but certainly agree.

Then we take their hoods while the boys are still deep asleep. When we finally see their faces I can only stare. I cover her mouth.

Really? Seriously?! I mean, REALLY?! this week man, was this a make good from up there? Cause I absolutely didn't mind having this guy around!