Unfortunate Circumstances Hisoka x reader x Illumi

The Zoldyck House And Spider Legs

"Don't do it." I stared intensely at Hisoka's fingers.

"I'm going to do it." Hisoka places his fingers on my forehead and pushed me back.

I lost balance from his somewhat gentle push to the head and nearly fell backwards but Hisoka caught me. "I thought I told you not too." I complained letting my body become limp in his arms.

"I distinctly remember telling you I was going too~" Hisoka smirked at me before dropping me onto the floor.

"Rude." I stayed on the floor for a while before Illumi came over and helped me up.

"How long does your ability last." He asked stabilizing me.

"It depends." I shrugged before continuing. "If it's just one person I can hold it for about a day, if I really try. I can use it on about five people at a time but with each person the time limit gets significantly shorter." I walked over to the hotel fridge looking in to finding nothing and shutting it again. "Why?"

"I have a mission and want you to come with." Illumi explained standing beside me.

"If she's going somewhere I am too~" Hisoka invited himself along too.

"We're going to my house first." Illumi stared at Hisoka hoping he'd back down.

"Perfect~" Hisoka came up behind me placing his hands on my hand then resting his head on his hands.

"So I get to meet your family? Are they scary?" I asked twiddling with my fingers.

"Yes you get to meet my family. I'll be there so you don't have to worry." Illumi took a step closer to me.

"If you say so." I stepped away from Hisoka making him stop laying on my head.

"Don't worry I'll be there too~" Hisoka added.

"Ok then let's go!" I adjusted the straps on my backpack and started walking out of the hotel in a random direction when I ran into somebody making myself fall to the ground. "Man I have to stop running into people." I said to myself.

I looked up to see three people standing above me, one of them was wearing a black turtleneck with glasses and black hair, another one had blonde hair and wore a tracksuit looking outfit, finally the one I ran into was short with black hair and interesting clothing that covered his mouth.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to run into you." I apologized standing up. The man with black hair was about my height.

"It's fine." He spoke slowly in a monotone voice, it was weird.

"If it isn't Hisoka." The blonde hissed at Hisoka.

"That's me~" Hisoka grabbed me and pulled me behind him.

"What's going on?" I whispered to Hisoka confused.

"These are three members of the phantom troup, the ones who stole the Kurta's eyes. They're also old acquaintances of mine." Hisoka answered.

I stepped out from behind Hisoka staring at them dead in the eyes. "Why would you ever do something so horrible!" It was less of a question then a statement.

"Who are you?" The girl in the turtleneck asked.

"I am y/n. Now that you have my name what's yours?" My voice was hostile but I released no bloodlust.

"I'm Shizuku, this is Phinx." she gestured to the blonde. "And that's Feitan!" She then gestured to the one with black hair.

"It wouldn't be a good idea to fight them." Illumi grabbed my arm trying to stop me.