Sometimes Hilda goes off on a tangent (in her eyes it's an epiphany), but Hilbert secretly finds it a bit endearing.
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S.S. Anne, Kanto
Hilda (looking out the cabin window): Who even is Anne?
Hilbert (in bed): Don't know.
Hilda: Must be nice having an entire liner named after you.
Hilbert: Hilda, it's 3am. Please, just sleep.
Hilda: But what does S.S. even stand for?
Hilbert: It stands for Shutupiloveyoubutpleaseletme Sleep.
Hilda: Oops sorry...
Hilbert: ...
Hilda: Hilbert...?
Hilbert: What?
Hilda (meekly): Can I still be the little spoon?
Hilbert: Yes, but if you don't get to bed in the next 10 seconds then you have to be the big spoon.
Hilda: Wait okay I'm coming!
(When Hilbert is the little spoon he doesn't have to worry about getting mouthfuls of Hilda's hair.)
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Floaroma Meadow, Sinnoh
Hilda (laying in the meadow): Hey Hilbert, think fast! List 3 attractive trainers from back home! Go!
Hilbert (sitting beside Hilda): Way to put me on the spot umm...
Hilda: I said think fast!
Hilbert: Alright, alright! Okay so Caitlin, Grimsley, and my personal favourite, you.
Hilda (bashfully): Oh shut up! You're so cheesy!
Hilbert: Your turn now! It's only fair.
Hilda: Elesa obviously, Cilan, and Skyla!
Hilbert: Uh huh... Okay, what if I said top 4? Who else would you say?
Hilda: Umm... Drayden I guess? He's a bit of a DILF. Sorry, I shouldn't say that in front of you. He's a bit of a silver fox. There, that's better. Wait, is he even a dad though? Oh my Arceus! What if he's a grandpa but he's just really good as keeping secrets! How old is he anyway?
Hilbert (dejected and falling onto his back): I give up...
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Notes: Okay but for real though Drayden must have a nice ass (look at his artwork from BW) and I'm a sucker for rolled up shirt sleeves too.
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Together With You
FanfictionSet after the events of Pokémon BW and during Pokémon BW2, the protagonists of BW travel to different regions together in search of N! This is what Hilda and Hilbert get up to on their travels! And if you're a long-time Pokémon fan you may particula...
