Come At Me B****

Chapter 12

DOOMSDAY OR NOT, I'M STAYING IN BED

Move (verb)

1. to change location; to move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

~ CHRISTIAN ~

One week later...

Today I was moving into my new house, with my very charming fiancee. That was definitely sarcastic...

Both of our families were helping move the boxes. Nah, scratch that they were bossing me and poor Raven around.

"RAVEN! PUT THIS HERE!" See what I mean? Raven trudged towards her mother with her left eye twitching. For the past 2 or so weeks, I had noticed that when it's twitching, good fucking luck. Luna was going to be coming home with us tomorrow, and have a 'trial'.

I know I'm going to ace the trial because I'm that much of a god.

"Christian, you imbecile, be useful take these boxes to our room," Raven shoves 2 boxes into my hands. The weight of the boxes results in me staggering.

"Raven... what the fuck are in these," I gasp. Raven looks me up and down disgusted.

"They're my knives and guns, so be careful, or I'll slit your throat with them." Yup, now I was certain, that she was going to kill me in my sleep.

As long as she's the last thing I'll see, I'll die a happy man.

I painfully drag myself up the stairs and into our room. Someone had put up a photo of Raven choking me when we dropped off the kiddos to school.

"Do you like it?" I turn around to see Theo standing in the door frame.

"Fuck no," Theo's face falls in disappointment. I roll my eyes. "Fine, it's funny," Theo then smiles.

He starts walking away, "Oh and Theo, if you hurt my sister, I will pour cement into your ears." his eyes widen with unfathomable shock, he then scurries off.

A few minutes later Raven comes into the room, holding a rolled-up newspaper. She smiles like the fucking Cheshire cat and then starts wacking me on the head.

"DON'T. EVER. THREATEN. THEO. AGAIN," between each word a wack. I drop to the floor and curl into a ball, trying to camouflage into the carpet so she can't see me.

"IT'S. MY JOB. AND MY JOB ONLY. UNDER- FUCKING-STOOD?" Both our parents and siblings had gathered at the door, to witness this beautiful funeral. Once Raven had kindly finished, she steps back and clears her throat.

I stand up and brush myself off. I'm definitely going to have some bruises from that.

Suddenly everyone starts clapping. Slowly at first but then faster.

"That was beautiful Raven," My mother wipes a fake tear from her eye. Raven is smiling as she tucks a piece of hair behind her ear.

I seriously think I'm going to disown myself from my own family at this rate.

They obviously like Raven more than me now.

Whatever, I'm still fucking amazing.

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Raven flops onto the couch next to me exhausted. It had been a long fucking day of keeping up with the Ricci's and Vincenia's. Marcella and Rocco had been extra hyped today. Maybe that was because I gave them sugar, Nah it can't be.

"Get dressed in something nice bitch, I'm taking us on a date," Raven tells me. I think she's feeling a bit bad about her previous tantrum.

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