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My Reaction to 5x08

Warning: Contains spoilers from 5A, swearing, and many emojis!

Just a reminder that these are my reactions from the first time watching season 5A.

Alright, this is the last episode until they finish filming 5B. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go!

Holy crap! This episode is an hour long?! That's freaking amazing! It's like Lucifer The Movie.

*Opening Scene*: Right! Luci was shot! AKCOSBFISH IS GOING ON?! WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?!
This music to the slow-mo is giving me major Umbrella Academy vibes.
God. Fucking dammit Dan 🤬
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry, I know this is serious and I am scared for the outcome, but Luci's face as he's flying backward is very funny 🤣🤣🤣
No!
Protective wife Chloe! Aww, she's grown so much since trying to kill him one season ago 😊
😰😰
HOLY FUCK DID THEY SERIOUSLY KILL HIM?! CALL 911 Chloe you know he's vulnerable-
Oh shit...he's alive. *Shrieks* WHAT THE FAAAAAAA!!!!!!
My brain: Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute
Why is he okay?!
Oh shit. Chloe is PISSED.
Luci's like, "Bracelet bro ☹️ why'd your shoot me?" 🥺
😂😂😂
Cause the dumbass was doing it in front of an open freaking window!
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THIS BANTER
VickyJames0  It's TANSOM AGAIN!
The fuck is he doing 😑 Did Lucifer just shoot himself? What a doofus 🤦🏻‍♀️
They're all crazy but I'm still confused.
😂😂😂
4 years. 4 years Chloe has made Lucifer vulnerabke and we've had to remember the weaknesses and now it's thrown out the window?? What is the meaning of this?!
Same Chloe! Why do they keep changing the abilities on us?!
A new bullet 😍 It was a billet thattaught him that Chloe makes him vulnerable and it was a bullet that showed him she doesn't anymore! Beautiful poetry 🥰

😂😂
Is that a key??!!😧

Oh poor Ella 😂
Yes! I think there is such as thing as too well! Exhibit A: Ted Bundy... Yes yes I know, he was a serial killer that didn't date his victims, but you get where I'm going w/ this right?!
Oh goodness gracious Pete 🤦🏻‍♀️
"I think I'm meatloaf" 😂
Um... 😬 💔 🥺

What is he doing?!
HOLY AAAAHHHHH!!!!! 😱
Wondering if that's acting or Lauren's real fear of snakes? I don't know if I could have done a scene with that thing. I get scared of snakes in a pet store when they're small and behind glass!
It's not even poisonous 😑🤦🏻‍♀️
Is he saying all the powers are different and things are going to be different now? Now I'm nervous and even more confused!
Guardian devil!

Okay freakazoid, you have how many murder chargers on your head, you don't get Jack shit.
Oh my God please stop.
Lucifer, are you getting ideas for Dan?! Oh my 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😫
Ew 🤢
Oooh, Chloe's being awesome again 😏
"Please ignore my partner" 😂
Yeah Chloe!!

Totally agree with you Luci, but police justice does come before all that so we can keep the living humans safe.

Okay, Chloe's working the night away but at her house, it seems, and not the penthouse.
Did she find something?
Ok now I'm kinda freaking
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Chloe!!! No! 😱😱😱😱

What the fuck?! What's Lucifer doing while Chloe is being kidnapped? What's with the evil music and white boards.
Does that one say, "Operation Payback Dan"? I'm gonna kill this SOB for his pettiness 😡
Okay, despite my frustration, this scene is kinda funny 😂
😂😂
Oh my gosh, he had that creepy music playing over this sound system 🤣
Chloe!
The struggle! 😰

Okay, my heart is suffering. 💔 Lucifer was so scared for Chloe that he used his wings, which he hates, to immediately get to her apartment to look for her. 🥺
Holy shit.