Collection of Deckerstar Fluff & Smut That Will Make You Flop Around Like a Fish

My Reaction to 5x02

Still spoilers from 5A!!! Also dropping that swearing and emoji warning.

*Opening scene*: Is that an astronaut?
Yeah it is.
That's not Michael is the space suit is it?
Nope that's a chick.
Oh shit knife!
Eww scorpion

Aww Chloe's looking for lucifer!
Hahaha Ella 🤣
Ella is me when my best friend doesn't respond to my texts or tik toks after a day.
Poor Ella 🥺
She looks like she's about to cry!
😂😂😂 we love big brother Luci!

EWW!!! Why are you talking to yourself naked?
I mean don't get me wrong, you're HOT. Stunning. Gorgeous. 😍 But super freaking weird.

That guy from last season Lucifer almost strangled?
AHHHH!!! Go away!! 😱
Hahaha Ella! 🤣 Hitting him w/ the shoe, I love it! 🤣🤣
Wait, he's admitting to being in Florida? Isn't that a lie?
Now he's coming up with a cover story? Lucifer doesn't do that!
Florida is wretched 🤣 Personally, I like Florida. Would I like to live there? No. Stay for a week? Sure.
You tell him Chloe!
So? He's been in Hell longer than that & he didn't change is core character!
Ok...that's DEFINITELY not Lucifer if he's actually being nice to detective douche. That's the dead giveaway for me.
Don't stan

*Dances to theme music* 😆

Chloe's wearing the bullet necklace again! Holy crap! 🥰
Yeah! Same Linda! That's a major character trait flip!
Chloe's pulling a Lucifer again 🤦🏻‍♀️

Chloe and Lucifer do each other 😏
OMG this montage has me cracking up!🤣🤣🤣
ITS NOT EVEN NOON!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bite the head off a...DID HER HUSBAND START CORONA?!?!
Welp, guess you can tell I'm not from the 80's or whatever. I think that's Ozzy Osbourne's wife 😅
WHAT?! (In regards to Sharon thanking Lucifer) 😳
Loved her melons 😂

I really like Lucifer's suit today.
Pudding 😂
🤣🤣🤣 Dan

Lucifer never asks the official questions.
I bet these execs did it. They seem suspicious 🧐
I find it difficult being around people in general, much less isolated with them 🙄
Lucifer's picking up on Chloe's subtle hints? Yeah that's definitely not him.
DONT TOUCH HER YOU DICKWAD!
Oh geez he's good 😒

Seriously, what's with the back thing? Does Michael have scoliosis or is it an injury?
Don't touch his piano!
YEAH MAZE!
NNNNNOOOOOO!!! No God please no. No. NO. NOOOOO! *michael Scott impersonation*
Ooh black wings. Also, it kind of looks like it hurts him, unfurling his wings.
Ooh Gabriel!
Raphael too?!
So his siblings are kind of liking Lucifer again?
Haha roll credits!
This is giving me so many prodigal son vibes. This whole show does honestly.
Chloe is smart 😌🤓
Achy break...Like the billy Ray Cyrus song?! Of all the characters why is Michael the country fan?! Don't slander my favorite genre!! 😡

Lol.
Cheese plate and cartoons?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFL!!!
So weird.

Waldo 😂😂😂
Two idiots just sticking their heads out the window 😂
Wait is that Richard Speight Jr?? Oh...no, it's not. My B.
Awesome chase scene!
NO YOU ASSHOLE! That was supposed to be Lucifer's moment. And are you telling me, and I know it was fast, but Chloe didn't see that the wings were black instead of white?

Is Chloe insinuating that....
Ok now michael's just being a hurtful idiot 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ok Chloe's in the elevator. Is he going to be w/ another woman or something. Oh no, what's "Lucifer" doing? Why are we prolonging this?
Candles?
GASP!!! No! I was right! He's sleeping with another woman! No! 😖😖😰
Oh Chloe 😥
ITS MAZE WTF?!?!
COME ON!! Neither Lucifer nor Maze would hurt Chloe like that!
Lying bastard
I'd be confused too Chloe! The lying stuff gets too complicated. Now I'm getting flashbacks to the lying conversation they had in the car in season 1 😭

Hey! Nice to see you again Brody!
Michael is confused 😏
Eww he's sweaty.
Is he about to try Lucifer's mojo?
Fear?! Wtf?!
Come on Chloe you know this isn't right! I know you do!
😂😂

Okay...what're you doing Chloe? 🤨
All of this face touching is very fanfiction-y and I think I like it 😂

Aww he's wearing Charlie!
He's being protective.
Hours 😂

Oof, somebody get Maze some ice for that burn.
NNNNNOOOOOOO!!! Don't do it Chloe!😫🤮

Eragon reference?
What's with this sexy music? 😠
I love the purple lighting! It's like a mix of them! Chloe's color is general blue & Lucifer's is red. Blue & red make purple! (Also, iris anybody? 😏)
Chloe! NO HAND JOBS!!
Cool ranch puffs 😊
You do?!
Oh come on this can't be real!
Michael looks uncomfortable. Hey wait...is Michael a virgin? 🤨 Just...think about that for a minute.
Don't look at "us"!! 🤬
Linda's about to get all Momma Bear.
What's this? This is super creepy. HEY! Where did THAT come from?
Does Linda have mommy issues?
No!!!!

He didn't unlock the door, he just broke it.
Oops.
It is the execs! I was right!!
Aww, just like Deckerstar 🥰
K, time to go to jail you two lovebirds.

Yes Maze!
AH! Maze!!!! No! 😰
Danger! Danger! Danger!
I remember the last time you two were here😭
LUCIFER DIDNT TELL CHLOE HE LOVES HER!!! 🤪😄 And it also just sounds so wrong 😬
Can Michael he anymore awkward? Like seriously? Is he a virgin?
The bullet necklace 🥺
HAHA!! YES! YOU GO CHLOE!!! 🥳😆
Damn!!!
No blood 😏
HELLS YEAH SHE DID! Love you Chloe 😙
No he wouldn't 😌
LOL!!! Yep just keep shooting him Chloe 🤣 it makes me feel better too.
No he is not 😝
Ok, I LOVE Chloe's speech with a burning passion. Not only does it make my Deckerstar heart swell, but it's something I think people can relate to in their own lives with their own relationships.
What?! Michael is telling her about the miracle thing?
Fun fact: when Tom and the show runners were doing the Q&A about season 5 last summer, I asked about whether Chloe is going to find out about her miraculousness or not, and they answered it! I'm sure hundreds of other people asked too but it was so cool!
No no stop! 😩
Shoot him again Chloe!
Yeah! Get out!
Oh no Chloe 😞

Oof! Amenadiel figured it out!
Wow is Michael a brat.
Low blow Michael! 😡
And don't call him chuckle 🤬
Is that a quote I should know from somewhere? It sounds familiar? The thou shalt one.
Yas Amenadiel!

Holy shit! Wait? Is that Linda? With a baby?! She's so young there? Omg is she a teen mom?! What happened to the baby?! 1994...now I want to listen to the song 1994 by Alec Benjamin.

This transition from Chloe down to Lucifer is SO COOL!!

Amenadiel? Is he coming to get him?!
It's most definitely time.