"No! Please! I won't give you kibble again!"
*Giant lap dog roars and breaths fire*
*people screaming* "Run for you lives!" "It's doggiezilla!" *more screams*
*doggiezilla crushes house* *crushes a fire hydrant*
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I laughed at what I saw. Unlike the story I told myself in my head, a woman wasn't paying attention to her out of control lap dog. It barked and bit the ankles of others passing by. After a while of walking, it stopped to take a leak on a fire hydrant.
I started to cough from laughing so much, but it had made my day.
Who knows, maybe I can do this for a living some day.
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Oh My Gosh! It's a Dinosaur!
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