Effortless

He loves all the weird things you say.

"I mean don't you think it'd be better if Godzilla just, you know, appeared out of nowhere and ate all the cars in front of us?"

Oikawa chuckles at your statement as he watches you furiously tapping your finger against the car steering wheel. It was rare to see you look so angry as the both of you could only watch the traffic inch through the freeway -- so much for a beach date.

"That's pretty mean _______, think of the children!" Oikawa feels shivers up his spine when he sees your lips curl upward into a sinister grin. It doesn't help that you start to laugh at the "suggestion" Oikawa had mentioned, but you looked so cute with that evil expression on your face.

"Ugghhhh, why can't I wish a monster into existance to do my bidding! I'll feed it with, uh, those scones I made you!" Oh, you were talking about the blueberry scones you surprised him with once.

"Isn't that supposed to be exclusively for me?" Oikawa feels slightly disappointed with you ignoring his jealous statement, but continues to egg you on as your violent fantasies begin to turn more odd. Oikawa would pipe in occasionally to share his thoughts, but you laughed at him for having such petty ideas for revenge.

"I'd really be willing to kill someone though if they thought they could steal you away from me." Oikawa seemingly adds the statement out of nowhere, yet somehow it blended well with the subject of (somewhat) pointless violence.

"I think that may be a bit much, Tooru." You laugh at your precious boyfriend whose hand -- he's been playing with your fingers the entire car ride when he found out you could drive with one hand -- squeezes yours in a gentle fashion. Then again, the whole wish you had was a bit too much for such a mundane thing, but people could dream.

"Says the girl who wants Godzilla to eat all this traffic." You find yourself laughing with Oikawa as the thought of the traffic finally leaves your head and the two of you move on to discuss having three wishes.