ya'll, i wanted to break up with my boyfriend over this lmao. also a short one but a good one legit based off an argument
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"Are you saying that I can't use Spongebob memes for everything?"
You genuinely didn't know why Oikawa fucking Tooru was trying to defend something as childish as 500 x 500 images on his phone, but this was what your relationship currently was.
"Why are you defending this? I really don't understand?" You hands go flying as you channel your anger into your flailing limbs to ward away the stupidity that the brunette was channeling at you; you needed to lock his phone away for a good week.
"Maybe because I don't wanna put effort into expanding my social circle so I expand it with memes?" Oikawa spouts back in a tone you could hear was wavering from laugh-anger.
"So you're saying your shitposting is giving you more friends?" Oikawa's hands shoot up as if your finally realized his epiphany.
"Yes! Yes!" Oikawa's eyes are shiny; he's about to cry from something but it sure as hell wasn't because of anger.
"I don't like that you're right."
Thus ends another eventful night with your idiot boyfriend.
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Effortless
Fanfiction『 ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ ᴛᴏᴏʀᴜ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ 』Letting you know how much your existence meant to him was effortless - he loved you that much.
