Screw Men

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Jennie's POV

Let's put this simple. Lisa doesn't like Ryce, or rather, she doesn't like to see me with any men at all.

This is why she's so on about this plan of ours, although I would be the one to play with men's feelings. She said she'd take interest from watching men crumble and crumple under me.

"I've thought about it." She states casually as she enters my house unnoticed, fulfilling the promise she made hours ago before scrambling off to her loser ex-girlfriend Niki who treats her nothing but trash.

Yes, I've said it. Trash.

But the difference between me and Niki is that I treat my Lisa as golden trash.

Sad to say, Lisa's still a sucker for her.

I wonder why she called her for?

I'm still never going to get over her saying, 'ex-girlfriend duties'. Utter. fucking. bullshit.

"Ni." She calls again.

"What?" I blinked, snapping out of my thoughts.

She settles on my couch comfortably before turning to me with her million dollar smile that makes my heart go faster every time it seeps into my vision. That makes my whole world stop. That would be able to distract someone who's been painfully focussed on something for the longest time.

"After you end things with Ryce, we can execute the plan." She ponders, "two weeks for each guy, and then dump them when the two weeks end."

I rolled my eyes, "how specific. What makes you so confident that I would be able to make them fall for me within the two weeks?"

"You made me fall for you when you smashed cheesecakes all over my face the first time we met. Definitely not going to be a problem with men."

That made me lose my concentrated mind with a snort, "Fine, but like what kind of men am I going to be you know.. toying with?"

"Guys from our school. They're all douches." She replies calmly, flicking her tongue like it was the most natural thing to do.

"You've got a point." I nod, my eyes never leaving hers.

"Yeah, I've got a whole ass list written out for you." Lisa chimes, before reaching out to her coat and passing me a really unruly looking piece of paper.

"Damn Li."

"I know right? I'm a genius. If I had a middle name, it would most definitely be 'Lalisa Einstein Manoban'."

I wanted to smile. Or give her a fake smile at least. But what came out of my face was instead a really unconvincing and disapproving look of disgust.

"Yes. Very genius indeed." I decided not to argue and replied half-heartedly before my eyes skimped through her scribbled handwriting.

Guys that would most definitely CRY when my Nini dumps them:

1. Nathan
2. Caleb
3. Mathew
4. Adam
5. Liam
6. Robin
7. Owen
8. Damien
9. Tim
10. Hunter

"Ten guys?" I shrieked, "that's a lot, is it not?"

"Where's the fun in it if you were just going to dump like, three guys?" Lisa shrugged.

"True, but do you even know these people?"

"They're from our batch, mostly from the sport-science track but yes. And one thing they have in common is acting like jerks."

"Men are all jerks one way or another."

"To you, Nini. To you." Lisa points as she cross her legs, "might not be for others."

"I think you should know two of them though." She continues, sending me the sweetest gaze.

Sometimes I wonder how does one ever smile like this. For such an amazing, intoxicating smile of hers, she shouldn't just be smiling it to only me.

"Yep, Caleb and Owen." I confirmed, "still jerks." which causes my Lili to laugh. She's so adorable when she laughs, don't you think?

"I don't even know why I'm this excited for."

"Cause this is the revenge you've been waiting for Nini." She smirked, making us chuckle in unison afterwards.

"The revenge on men."