Skyrim One-shots and Scenarios

Brynjolf as your father

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You most likely live in Honeyside, as your father doesn't want you around the Ratway.

Maven Black-Briar unfortunately uses you against the Guild. She wouldn't actually touch you though.

You know all the scoop about the people of Riften and most of the rich people in Skyrim.

Your toys growing up were practice locks and other trinkets your dad stole.

You definitely have a pet. Probably a pet wolf.

When you were younger, you would constantly get in trouble for stealing or looking through peoples pockets, but you got better when you got older.

When you get old enough, you are the best at drinking competitions.

You love making bets. Especially with money. You're very materialistic.

You don't rob from people that don't deserve it.

Honey nut treats are your favorite.

You and your father love taking long walks outside of Riften.

You also love stealing with him.

You love hiding from your father and seeing how long it takes him to find you. Sometimes he doesn't even know you're hiding.

He's forgetful of important events, so please remind him.

Very protective around you when you get a significant other.

Not very strict about most things, but he doesn't like you sneaking out. But you know him better than anyone, and it's easy for you to sneak past him.

You and your father have a obsession with collecting gems. You always surprise each other with the shiniest ones.

Your father taught you most of your skills.

You're a really great liar, but your father can see right past it.

Your father or other guild members often break you out of jail.

Delvin and Vex are practically like your uncle and aunt. Vekel is also like your uncle.

For some reason, you really like climbing trees. When you're mad or upset, you go hide up in a tree. Even if you're happy you'll go climb a tree.

You have a very cocky attitude.

You love food. It doesn't matter what kind of food it is, you will eat it.

You stopped having a curfew when you were younger.