Skyrim One-shots and Scenarios

When you're drunk

A/N- i chose this topic for the holidays because tomorrow and the day after, my family is going to be drunk asf. alcohol gives me holiday vibes LMAO. also can we appreciate the fact that this has over 1000 words?! OH and thanks for 3k views! you guys are amazing! happy holidays and stay safe!

Vilkas
You were both at the Bannered Mare celebrating a successful hunt, and you'd had one too many drinks. You had nothing to do the next day so of course you didn't really care. Now, Vilkas has seen you drunk before, but you were extremely drunk this time.

He sat in the table in corner you had originally picked out, eating peacefully. He looked up at you and choked on the food he was eating.

You were up and dancing on one of the tables, and needless to say, he ended up dragging you home.
And you laughed the entire way.

Farkas
Farkas loves the holidays, especially the drinking. He loved getting drunk and having a great time. Usually he got the most drunk.

But that was before he met you.

The day of Christmas, he was shocked when you had started get a little too flirty with him at the table. No body noticed your little touches or comments at first, but then you decided to sit in his lap. He picked you up and immediately carried you to your quarters for some special holiday activities

Brynjolf
After Mercer's betrayal, you, Brynjolf, and Karliah loved drinking together. Karliah was always the one to hold back on drinks so she could watch you and Brynjolf. A drunk couple doesn't mix well. Bryn decided to not drink one night, and you decided to drink because you couldn't care less.

It was a long night for poor Brynjolf.

Savos Aren
He isn't much of a drinker himself, the occasional sip of wine is enough for him. You decided to have some wine with him just to catch up and spend time together. You both were always so caught up in your work, so you both thought it was a good idea.

It went great at first. Unlike you, Savos only took a sip every now and then. You were on your third cup by fifteen minutes. He was enjoying your drunken and clumsy state. You always were so calm and quiet, but now your wild side was showing. And he loved every bit of it.

Teldryn Sero
After a long day of fighting Reavers, he suggested you both head out to Wretching Netch for a few drinks. You didn't want to at first because you were sore, but after he offered to pay, you said yes.

You decided that since you weren't paying, you could go all out with the Sujamma that night. You weren't crazy, but lord you were chatty.  It was like your brain didnt hold back on anything you said.

You and Teldryn got asked to leave when you cussed out another patron.

Miraak
He isn't all that used to having a drunk woman in front of him, especially a flirty one. So when you crawled up into his lap and started grinding, he was immaculately caught off guard.

Luckily he was able to get you in bed before things got out of hand.

Mercer Frey
You approached him at his desk, and he didn't even look up at you. He didn't need to look to know that you were intoxicated. He could smell the alcohol practically dripping off you.

"Mercer!" You raised your voice a little, trying to get his attention. He looked up at you and sighed. Your hair was a mess, and you had a bottle in your hand.

"I asked if you wanted a sip." You repeated your statement from earlier. He nodded and reached his hand out for the bottle, and you grinned as you gave it to him. He threw it across the cistern and you jumped as you heard it shatter.

"Go home, Y/N."

Jarl Balgruuf
It was a casual dinner in Dragonsreach. The chef decided to bring out a wine that you hadn't tried before, and you loved it. You loved it so much you had one to many sips.

Balgruuf noticed your sentences starting to slur together, and he excused you both upstairs so you wouldn't frighten the children. Even thought they probably deserved it.

General Tullius
After a successful fort battle, you and Tullius went over to the fort to have a few drinks. Nothing out of the ordinary, you did this all the time. The only different was that Tullius went with you this time.

He's always had a strict rule with you guys. Don't drink on the job. You were always working, and when you weren't he was still working. He'd never seen you drunk in his entire life. After a while, he was starting to feel slightly tipsy. You'd been gone awhile. You went off after seeing someone you'd recognized.

A loud crash interrupted his conversation with his soldiers and he looked over to the direction of the sound, disturbed by the sight in front of him. Your friends were gathered around you, and you'd fallen and hit the side of a table, completely knocking it over. Your face was red from laughing so hard, and so was Tullius's. Except his was from embarrassment.

Ulfric Stormcloak
Ulfric is a big drinker. And I mean a BIG drinker. The man would almost never decline a pint of mead. You weren't big on drinks yourself, as they always got you super drunk, no matter how little you drank,
and Ulfric was aware of that.

You always chose water for your tankard at dinner, and he chose mead in his.

"Hey, Y/N, wanna try a sip of my drink?" He offered. You declined.

"Oh come on! Its a new brew. I wanna see if you like it or not." He persisted, and you rolled your eyes and took his cup. You peered inside it before taking a sip.

"Oh my god, that's actually kinda good." You said and took another drink.

"You want your own cup?" You heard Ulfric ask, but you ignored him and drank the whole thing in one go. You passed it back over to him.

"Thanks, Love." He said sarcastically and you giggled, already feeling tipsy. It was definitely going to be a long night for him.