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This is a PoseidonxCarina fanfic.
A story where one gal with petite shoulders and an endless love for kitchen appliances finds her match - the man with beautiful muscular toned juicy hairless...
The smell of potatoes intoxicated her mind, or her brain, or her nose
(A/N idk you decide I can't do everything for yawl lazy scomz)
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Carina woke up to the scent of boiling potatoes. She woke up, sunlight seeping through the curtains and buncing off D.O.'s radiant figure.
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"ello Carina" - he said.
Carina's eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
"I didn't know u were British." she said out loud - cuz she woz a quirky gal who spok her mind and was super clumsyyyh.
"well thas interesting innit. Made ya a classic Englash brekfast. Hope ya like it dARlin."
"yyh" - Carina said timidly
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(A/N - That was Debby Ryan's transformation to Mike Wazowski)
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(A/N - foreshadowing 😉)
Carina was about to get outta the potato sack and realised she had been wearing these clothes for 24hrs. They smell disgustang liek potatoes.. So she asked Poseidon-
"Can I borrow some clothes? Uh mine smell liek potatoes...?"
"Eh sure luv" Poseidon responded.
He left and came bac w an oversized t-shirt. It was huge on petite Carina... Like no actually... She couldn't walk.. Poseidon carried her to the kitched table where a full English brekkie was waiting.
In the kitchen, Carina tried to appreciate the kitchen and the appliances but her thoughts were interrupted by an animalistic growl coming from P.O
(A/N - P.O is a mix of Poseidon and D.O).
"Ya know, ever since I saw ya, I coudnt help but f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-ffink...that....yanno... finking is grate innit?" he stuttuered.
He was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nervous, 'twas cute
(A/N unlike you scomz but not you Carina because you're ✨special✨)
Carina was like 👁 👄 👁
"I'm s-s-sorry... your orbs hypnotysed me and I just coul-n't speak... The momen you rolle you're eyes at the concer, I just knew..." D.O. said.
"knew what???" Carina questioned.
"I knew that you had a gif... The glis-ening spheres that lay upon my beau-iful muscular toned juicy hairless vascular large comfor-ing warm cosy sweet sweaty mighty cosy cosy ankle. 'Twas love at firs step."
"I...I...I....I....I don't know what to say - "
"you don't have to say anythin" he interrupted "your orbs tell me everythin dahl curray..."
"Yes I love dahl curray - luv using ma pots n pans forret. Especially potato dahl"
