Steam (99+)

toes don't lie like koorean psy

Hades and the Carina's were jus Vibin.

"Yeh nah chick. Ya pretty hot for a lad like me." And just like that, things became spicier.

And just like that, Hades introduced the Carina's to everything important to himself - Fairy bread, frothies, VB, meat pies, sangas, snags, shooies, maccas, he even serenaded them with "We Are Australian". They were just mesmerised. He was so bogan it was sexy. Every time he passed a stranger on the street he said "Gdaymatehowaya"...

Every time he went to parties and were talking with his human buddies he looked so majestic as he exclaimed "Yeah nah thas hectic mate ay.....Gdaymatehowaya"...

Every time he was talking to his friends he said "Gdaymatehowaya"...

The Carina's just kept falling for him, transfixed in his beauty and sophistication. They never got tired of his scrumptious voluptuous spicy yet salty powatic psychotic juicy vascular 4th toe. Oh twas so sexy. The toe. *insert toe grasping gesture*.

Little did they know, he was Korea. Half Korea half human that is. He was once willing to pursue a career in dancing, and singing. The art of Korean pop music. The one person who motivated him to be the hip he is today was PSY. He loved it. He got it from his daddy. He recalled seeing his father on stage. His stage presence was astounding as he sent a wink to his beloved fans and they blushed, turning betroot purple. Hades knew. He knew how to pop those hips as he grasped the mic in his hand. He missed the feeling. That feeling of movement. Hades barely moved. The only time he ever did was when he listened to Shakirashakira. His hips didn't lie.

Oh, baby, when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)

Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie (no fighting)

And I am starting to feel you, boy

Come on, let's go, real slow

Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto?

They know I am on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? (Shakira, Shakira)

They were very truthful. Those scrumptious voluptuous spicy yet salty powatic psychotic juicy vascular huge but little - like HUGE as in bigger than the mouse Stripper Carina but small enough to swim through like a bowling ball in de lane.

Her eyes. They rolled. A full 360 rotation.