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bitchbitch

Hades took a punch from out of his sparkly pink purse that complimented his tutu, throwing it at Poseidon's angular elbow. He grinned. It hurt.

"Owie luv twat wanka. Ya elbow is quite sharp innit?"

Hades caught the punch from out of his bag with his bare feet.

"Spotto bitchass doge bicantch dick farkin hell bloody fair dinkum shiela servo durry bin chicken maccas chucking a uey with a ute in the outback way past woolamaloo far out this frothie is amazin gdaymatehowaya yeah nah thats hectic ay come around for a barbie and we'll play sumn backyard crickdd while eating a milo and drinking a sanga and a snag. We'll get loose mate with sumna that vegemite pavlova timtam spider lamingtons kangkangkangs croccroccrocs womwomwombat kookookookaburra marmarmarsupials steven irwin and bindi and rob and the outback's mother with that rock hard uluru ass be proud. Fark."

That was the second last straw for Poseidon.

"whoa" he said.

and so, just as he was mechanically slapping Hades's repetitively. In the same spot. On his face. like a broken record. Hades was confused. His eyebrows furrowed. He was now concerned for his brother. And so whilst he was being slapped he picked up Hades's conch shell to call for a therapist. It was expensive. So he hung up. He didn't need money to fix his broken brother. The only thing that could fix him at this very moment was Carina.

Carina appeared out of thin air. like she had to squeeze her way through. It was very thin. Carina saw Poseidon's slender figure. but he seemed different. She walked closer to inspect his movements. As she moved closer she gasped at the crimes Poseidon was committing. And also at the stability and repetitiveness of his movement. She loved it but, she hated him for what he was doing to Hades. She never knew she could be so attracted to a man as she was to Poseidon. He was just so dreamy. Just as she was thinking this she heard low murmurs from a deep, resonant voice which echoed oh so resonantly and deeply throughout the middle world. In fact - the middle world shook. But Poseidon didn't as he maintained a steady slapping pace.

"Bitch-Bitch-Bitch-BitchBitch-Bitch-Bitch-BitchBitch-Bitch-Bitch-BitchBitch-Bitch-Bitch-BitchBitch-Bitch-Bitch-Bitch"

Carina noticed that he said bitch twice in a few of his slapping intervals. She had to fix him. She knew how. to.

she climbed uluru to get to the one place where poseidon was - the Grand Canyon.

As Posiedons hand moved closer to Hades's face, Carina tried to stop him by grabbing his wrists. But he was too strong. That's when Carina, standing between Hades and himself like a flamingo with one leg bent accurately. He continued his slapping motion, even when Carina was standing all flamingo-like right in front of him. It was like he was in another world - the leftworld. A celebration.