So basically
what happens is
Poseidon was like "hMmmmm"
It's way too late. Hades had grasped his shawty just like he snatched away all his potential for his KOREA. He remembered everything. How Poseidon had popped and locked, shuffled and slid across that dance floor. He hated to admit it.... but he did have style.
The audacity
Twas tragic.
The audacity.
Hades couldn't believe Poseidon would snatch the one thing he knew he had a passion for...The one thing he loved more than anything in the world. More than Poseidon loved his betroot beer and H2Os whiny bitch ass fucking shitty shawty twat ninkum poop dick dog. Yes. That's right.
They were whiny bitch ass fucking shorty shawty twat ninkumpoop dick doges.
That's right:
Doges.
They were like dogs, yet they were like cats. They purred, yet they barked. They caught the frisbee, yet they ate the frisbee. They even drank it. Whole. Like a vodka shot. Diluted in water. Cause they were water. The logic. Yes I know.
They were hydrated whiny bitch ass fucking shorty shawty twat ninkum poop dick doge's.
Woofwoof meowmeow
Hades couldn't wait to one day have his whiny bitch ass doges.
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