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This is a PoseidonxCarina fanfic.
A story where one gal with petite shoulders and an endless love for kitchen appliances finds her match - the man with beautiful muscular toned juicy hairless...
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I stand there. Minding my own business. When a tiny little lady bumps suddenly bumps into my rock hard ass.
Like jeez louise. Might as well just slide up my butthole while you're at it mate.
I have to pretend to be nice so i say
"You right there litl laydie"
I turn to find the most scrumptious, luchious, tiny but big, eye rolling, orbular, honorary, talented, mysterious, clear, musical, mathematical, scientific, artistic, geographic, historic hot chick standin there. boy was she a feast for my setta eyes.
"You alright there lady?" the 👨 said in a deep sea trench yet high five voice
oh wait.
that's me.yes
"Um ybh"
"I am the Hades" I said.
I flexed my rock hard ass as I saw her for like rolling stones but eyes instead peer up at me. She was tiny. miniscule. pea sized. I could literally fit her whole big head on my fingertips and spin it like a basketball.
But that would be weird. would it tho? ybh it is... nah...actually....
