Things Nigerian Mums Do

Phayth's Note

I know this is supposed to be titled 'Authors Note' but please Author is a persons name.... Right???

*Someone yells at me*
Someone:Author is not a persons name Arthur is.
Me:You've got to be kidding me, right?
Someone:No I'm not.
Me:Well that's none off my beeswax,Author? Arthur? All are the same.  I might as well call it Phayth's note since I can't decide😁😁😁

Soooooooooooooooo, I checked out my book and I saw a whooping 170+views. And I'm like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THIS SOME SORTA DREAM.

I'll like to thank every single person who took out of their precious time to read this book. I honestly didn't expect this much views. So I'll once again like to say a gazillion thank you's to every single person who read and patiently waited for me to publish each and every chapter,even though I went on a laziness break. But i must say it wasn't profitable in any way.

I hope this book has made you laugh. Okay,right now I sound like I'm ending the book............ My apologies, Things Nigerian Mums Do is not ending until I say so,which means its not ending any time soon.

I am pleased to say that I am taking a break from my laziness break to continue making you laugh.

And I want to salute all Nigerian Mums for their one of a kind character,that can't be compared to mums in any other country and also their jollof rice. If you are not a Nigerian and you've not tasted jollof rice,sorry oooh.

Your wild imaginator
Phayth😘😘😘😘
Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I love every single one of you❤❤❤❤

The picture up there is meeeeeee!!!!
Yeah,yeah,I smile a lot,you don't have to tell me.😕