Introductions And Percy Forgetting People

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aquaboi has created a chat

aquaboi has named the chat gayer than a friggin rainbow

aquaboi has added actual_owl, punks-not-dead-u-are, mr_stapler, pretty-girl-rock, ghostieguy, goldengirl, toastieboii, reindeersarebetterthanpeople, RED_the_artist, plant_s, am-a-tree, brightboy

ghostieguy: what the FUCK percy

aquaboi: in my defense, i was bored

brightboy: Why am I here? I literally only know you, Annabeth, and Nico.

aquaboi: please stop using grammar Will it's weird

brightboy: How about no.

actual_owl: Don't! Bully! Him! Percy!

aquaboi: so anyway y'all don't all know eachother so here we go NAME SEXUALITY PRONOUNS

toastieboii: did u just say y'all

brightboy: Yeah, I'm the Texan here, Percy.

toastieboii: queer Texas boys unite!

brightboy: Um, sure.

RED_the_artist: let's just ignore Percy's weirdness please

RED_the_artist: anywho my name is Rachel, aro/ace, female, the fav transgirl, you best not call my Percy a girl or i will fite u

ghostieguy: "my" Percy?

RED_the_artist: he is my son

plant_s: pretty sure he already has a mom Rach

RED_the_artist: do i look like i care

actual_owl: im just gonna ignore this convo

actual_owl: Annabeth, pansexual, she/her, misgender my two besties and you die

punks-not-dead-u-are: Thalia, a raging aromantic, she/her, i am one of the aforementioned besties(fuck you Rachel I'M the fav transgirl)

aquaboi: so i just realized i didnt actually introduce myself so here goes

aquaboi: Percy, biromantic asexual, he/him, the other one of the aforementioned besties, that one crackhead friend

mr_stapler: Jason, gay, he/him, Thalia's little brother, #inlovewithbrendonurie

punks-not-dead-u-are: Jase, ur gayer than Hayley Kiyoko and Elton John singing a duet on a rainbow with Pride flags wrapped around their shoulders

pretty-girl-rock: yeah we all know he's gay Thals

pretty-girl-rock: wHERE IS MY RARA PERCY

aquaboi: oop forgot to add her

pretty-girl-rock: SHITFACE

pretty-girl-rock has added MacaReynaBitch

MacaReynaBitch: hello it is I

pretty-girl-rock: now that the love of my life is here i may introduce myself

pretty-girl-rock: Piper, lesbiaaan, she/her, dont fuckin mess with me

MacaReynaBitch: Reyna, bisexy, she/her, dont u dare hit on my Piper

ghostieguy: Nico, gay, he/him, Will is MINE dont u dare take him, Hazie is my sister

goldengirl: Hazel, pan, she/her, math is Mental Abuse To Hazel, i love my big bro Neeks and my bf Frank

toastieboii: Leo, omnisexual, he/him, i'm so fuckin lonely i need someone to dateeee

pretty-girl-rock: haha sucks for you

toastieboii: i hate you

pretty-girl-rock: *is offended*

toastieboii: jk ily Pipes

reindeersarebetterthanpeople: Frank, bi, he/him, i love Hazel

goldengirl: awww love you too Frank

plant_s: do i spy a Frozen reference

reindeersarebetterthanpeople: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

plant_s: alright my name is Grover, i'm pansexual, he/him, and in love with Juniper

am-a-tree: Love you too, Grover!

am-a-tree: btw i'm Juniper, pan as well, she/her, platonically in love w Hazel

brightboy: Finally it's my turn.

ghostieguy: saving the best for last

brightboy: Aww.

brightboy: My name is Will, I'm bisexual, I use he/him pronouns, and I am dating Nico.

aquaboi: i am literally begging you to stop using grammar

ghostieguy: percy stop bullying my boyfriend

actual_owl: WAIT

actual_owl: WHERE IS MY LOVE

reindeersarebetterthanpeople: Who?

actual_owl: PERCY YOU BETTER NOT HAVE FORGOTTEN MY CALY

aquaboi: um no i didnt i promise dont kill me please

aquaboi has added caly-loves-cats

caly-loves-cats: hey what the FUCK

caly-loves-cats: Percy better not have put me in a groupchat with THREE of my exes

ghostieguy: ???

caly-loves-cats: Percy, Leo and Piper are my exes

goldengirl: we dont know you, please introduce yourself

caly-loves-cats: um, how??

actual_owl: name, sexuality, pronouns, maybe something about yourself

caly-loves-cats: oh now i see i just scrolled up to see who everybody was

caly-loves-cats: Calypso, polyromantic asexual, she/her, dating Annabeth, i'm stressed, depressed, and generally a mess

am-a-tree: oo i like her

actual_owl: she's MINE

caly-loves-cats Anna you know i love you and only you

plant_s: it's 2 in the morning PLEASE go to bed


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