Avenger's Texts

Important Dad Decisions

[butt] wake up losers

[Auntie Nat] who is that

[butt] it's tony peter hacked me

[Auntie Nat] you are a butt most of the time

[Archer Guy] why would he hack you he's the sweetest

[butt] i told the kid he couldn't be an avenger

[Star Spangled Grandpa] you made the right decision tony. He's too young and too small

[Buckaroo] lmao look who's talking

[Star Spangled Grandpa] i got bigger ok

[Star Spangled Grandpa] peter's a small guy

[Star Spangled Grandpa] also how do I change my name

[brucey] you go to settings and double tap your name

[Star Spangled Grandpa] ok thank you

Star Spangled Grandpa changed their name to steve

Auntie Nat changed their name to Nat

Archer Guy changed their name to Clint

Bird changed their name to sam

[God of Hammers] I DO NOT KNOW. PETER HAS THE HEART OF A MIGHTY WARRIOR.

[butt] but i can't afford to have him die

[Buckaroo] because he's your son

[butt] no

[Buckaroo] yes

[butt] no and also why are you still buckaroo

[Buckaroo] i like it

[sam] i'm not bird anymore

[butt] how come everyone can change their names except me

[brucey] peter probably added a master passcode

[butt] dammit that kid is smart

[Nat] ooh steve he said a bad language word

[steve] what

[steve] oh be quiet

steve logged off the chat

[God of Hammers] I MUST GO DUTY AS AN ASGARDIAN WARRIOR CALLS

Nat, God of Hammers, Clint, and Buckaroo logged off the chat

[brucey] tony i'll help you figure out the passcode

[butt] please

butt and brucey logged off the chat

[sam] guys?

[sam] at least i'm not a bird anymore

sam logged off the chat

[Spiderling] what have you guys been talking about

[Spiderling] oh come on i am not small

Spiderling has logged off the chat

[UNKNOWN] Ha. If these people are our enemies, their defeat will be swift, and easy.