Avenger's Texts

Vine

[Shuri] hi welcome to chili's

[spidey] oh, hi thanks for checking in, i'm sTiLL a PiEcE Of gArbAgE

[tony] what's going on

[t'challa] ignore them

[God of Hammers] OH HAST THE YOUNG ARACHNID AND THE PRINCESS NOT TAUGHT YOU ABOUT PLANTS

[Buckaroo] i- what?

[spidey] vines not plants

[steve] i think i know what a vine is

[Shuri] honey, you've got a big storm coming

[t'challa] stop right now we are in the middle of a battle

[spidey] i can't sweem

[Shuri] tweekle tweekle

[t'challa] no

t'challa has logged off the chat

[Shuri] kitty come back here where is you going

[spidey] that was legitness

[carol] i'm lesbian

[spidey] i thought you were american

[spidey] wait who are you

[carol] no one

carol has logged off the chat

[tony] guys now is not the time i just got crushed by a bus

[spidey] oh she need some milk

[Nat] okay how are you texting us rn were in a fight

[spidey] oh i got eaten and im waiting to be slowly digested

[tony] wHAT

[spidey] awww you didnt have to explode that monster for me

[spidey] MOTHERTRUCKER THAT HuRT

[Shuri] like a buttcheek on a stick

[Clint] peter just got stabbed and shuri's talking about butts?

[Clint] groovy

[scottish language] i am shooketh

[Shuri] finally someone who speaks english

[steve] you too scott?

[scottish language] merry chrysler

[tony] we have to get peter to the hq

[spidey] HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE

[Shuri] that's his opinionnnnnn!

[tony] alright you know what that's enough i'm taking your phone

[peter] just try

tony has ended the chat