Avenger's Texts

Peter Needs Help Part 3

[Nat] okay only use voice to text if necessary

[butt] i'm circling the building in the air

[God of Hammers] MJOLNIR WILL BREAK THE BRICK WALL AT YOUR COMMAND ALLIES

brucey changed his name to hulk

[hulk] hulk smash

[steve] alright 3

[steve] 2

[steve] 1

From here the chapter will continue but... if you see words between these things ** that means it's an action *types furiously*

[Nat] there's a lot of people right here *shoots seven people at the same time*

[Buckaroo] for an unknown organization, they have a lot of followers

[steve] wait guys *slams person in the head with shield*

[Clint] what *shoots eight people and explodes four more*

[steve] don't fight how you normally would

[scottish language] why *shrinks*

[steve] they might be analyzing your fight strategy

[Nat] okay *gives gun to Clint*

[Clint] *gives bow and arrow to Nat*

[butt] i'm going in for the kid *breaks the roof and several walls on the way in*

[God of Hammers] DIE MORTALS *slams hammer into ground*

[Buckaroo] wait you see the symbol on their armor *punches person in the face*

[scottish language] yeah?

[Buckaroo] it's a baby octopus

[ERROR] awwww figuring things out

[Buckaroo] so you're like a mini hydra *pushes person into another one*

[ERROR] we are hydra, but alive

[hulk] i squish tiny hoomans

[steve] what do you call yourselves?

[ERROR] branch 7

[Nat] of what *stabs person with arrow*

[ERROR] serpent

[buttson] HAHA YOU IDIOT

[ERROR] wait what

[buttson] i just broke the stupid door down and got my phone back

[ERROR] that was a SOLID WOOD DOOR hOW

[buttson] i used the bed and the sheet and strung it up on the ceiling and pulled it back and it broke the whole wall :D

[butt] great job kiddo

[buttson] thank you mr stark

[Nat] couldn't you have done that a bit earlier?

[Clint] ya like before we got ourselves engaged in a whole battle

[buttson] you did what

[steve] it's okay guys we learned of this organization's existence and also that peter is tony's son

[buttson] you got engaged in a whole battle for me?

[scottish language] anything for my bug bro

[God of Hammers] YES PETER WE WILL REJOICE AT THE HOME PLACE

[buttson] uwu

[ERROR] we will not be defeated that easy!

[butt] uh huh, the bomb I placed on your little building says differently. let's bounce!

[ERROR] what

(-^-) this is gerald, he does time skips *three hours later at avengers tower*

[buttson] thanks guys

[Nat] for what

[buttson] helping me

[buttson] the password for mr stark is hiwelcometochilis

[brucey] ummm okay the password for you is brucebanneristhebestgreenscientistever

butt changed their name to tony

buttson changed their name to spidey

[God of Hammers] NOW LET US DRINK

[tony] thor you didnt give peter a beer right

[God of Hammers] UMMM WHY SHOULD HE NOT HAVE ONE

[steve] he's 15 thor

[God of Hammers] OH

[spidey] why did mr thor just give me two jugs of beer

[tony] wHAT

[God of Hammers] WELL DUTY CALLS

God of Hammers logged off the chat

[Clint] yeah me and Nat got a mission

Clint and Nat logged off the chat

[steve] i'm going to go find out what a vine is

[scottish language] you don't know what a vine- you know what i'm helping you

steve, scott and brucey logged off the chat

[tony] so kid, we good now?

[spidey] yep bye dad

[spidey] ...

[spidey] sorry mr stark

[tony] it's ok peter you can call me dad

spidey and tony logged off the chat

[Buckaroo] hA I KNew iT