[butt] WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH PETE
[butt] i mean
[butt] wait who are you though
[ERROR] We have your Peter. Your intern. Your... spiderling?
[Buckaroo] are you... hydra?
[ERROR] No. But we are an enemy to be feared.
[Nat] peter isn't a spiderling he's just an intern
[Clint] ya he just really wants to be a spider
[ERROR] Okay.
[butt] it doesn't change the fact that whoever this is has him
[butt] what do you want for him
[ERROR] Nothing. I just want to watch you struggle.
ERROR has logged off the chat
[butt] well shit
[steve] LANGUAGE
[Nat] not the time rogers
[Clint] what are we going to do
[butt] i'll track the signal and narrow it down to a location
[sam] uhh am i the only one who thinks we'll be better off without that 12 year old
[God of Hammers] YES
[Clint] and he's 15 sam
sam has left the chat
[Nat] RUDE
scottish language has joined the chat
[scottish language] hi
[scottish language] who's peter
[butt] he's spider boy
[scottish language] oh
[butt] i've narrowed the location down to a city
[butt] while we're here anyone have anything they wanna tell me
[Buckaroo] we need to find peter?
[butt] i already knew that dumbass
[scottish language] guys
[butt] not now fleaman
[butt] i was talking to natasha or clinton
[Clint] do you really think my name is clinton
[butt] seems right
[steve] I think what Tony is trying to say is that we should share information.
[God of Hammers] I THINK LANGUAGE OF SCOTTS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
[scottish language] thank you
[scottish language] speaking of sharing information i think i found parker
[butt] wHAT HOW
[scottish language] i added the number as a contact and then i created a new snapchat account and made my name boss and then i added them as a recommended because they are in my contacts and then they accepted because i am boss and now i can track them and they are in some weird factory on reddish road
[butt] now that is the kind of information i want
[God of Hammers] I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THIS CHAT OF SNAPS
[steve] I don't know. Maybe it's some form of Morse code where you snap instead of-
[Nat] everybody shut up
[brucey] yeah what she said
[Nat] aww thx
[brucey] yw
[Nat] <3
[brucey] <3
[butt] okay everybody ACTUALLY shut up
[Buckaroo] yes we must rescue tony's son
[butt] stop it bucky
[butt] AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
[steve] Everybody suit up!
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Avenger's Texts
FanfictionWe all love the avengers. But what happens when Peter creates a group chat with them? Set after Civil war in an AU where the rogue avengers come back and everything is great.