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✰ mushrooms, tulips, and fairies - thaurens ✰

inspired by the amazingly talented ARTISTROSES
cottagecore au and best of all; they're lesbians !!
also we're going to pretend that john's/june's birthday is in june because it makes more sense for the plot
john -> june
thomas -> thalia
enjoy lovelies ❤️
TW // none

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thalia's point of view
"babe, look!" june gasps, showing me her phone. it's another cottagecore tiktok that i don't understand, but her gasp and smile of excitement is worth it.

"imagine living in a cottage in the woods. no worries, no traffic, no pollution..." she lists dreamily.

"yeah, no electricity, no service, and a perfect opportunity for a murderer to come in and kill us and no one would know." i deadpan.

june scoffs and goes back to scrolling. we've been engaged for about three years now. why? well, we're awful at planning and great at procrastinating, so it works out. i've known about her cottagecore fantasies for about a few months, but i've never actually done anything about it. until now.

june's birthday is coming up in a few weeks and i have a few surprises in store for her. one of them being a cottage in the woods, waiting for us. it has lots of space for her gardening and has beautiful scenery. i bought it for her as a birthday present. hopefully she enjoys it, if not, she has three other homes to choose from.

"are you excited for your birthday tomorrow, darling?" i ask her.

she nods and sets her phone down. "of course i am! i mean, who isn't excited for their birthday? plus i'm probably getting lots of free stuff from my favorite places!"

"mm, you're forgetting one thing, princess." i tell her.

june tilts her head in confusion. "what?"

"birthday sex, obviously." i scoff.

"thalia!" she squeals, playfully shoving me as her face turns red. "you're naughty. i'm gonna go take a bath then head to bed. i love you."

"i love you more, darling."

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"wake up, my love..." i whisper, peppering kisses all over june's face.

"mm, thalia..." june hums, leaning up to kiss me.

"happy birthday, my love. your first surprise of the day starts as soon as you get out of the shower." i tell her.

"will you join me?" she asks.

"as much as i would like too..." i say, slipping a hand between her thighs. "i have to make you breakfast. birthday tradition."

"you can have what's in between my legs." june mumbles, pulling me close.

"needy little girl." i tut, kissing her nose before getting up.

i make sure she's actually getting out of before going to the kitchen. i make her a special birthday breakfast; a nutella and strawberry crepe. i sprinkle some powdered sugar on it before putting it on the counter.