Quarantine with class 1-A (BNHA crackfic/songfic)

Fem Baku Part 2

Bakugo hasn't found me nor has she came looking. I guess that's a good sign, but you never know with the Bakusquad. I finally came out of my room and went to the common room. I went to read when Shoto came in.

"Good morning." He says as he smiles softly. I smile back at him and return the greeting. He got a book so we could read together. I froze when Bakugo came in, pissed as always. She stomped off and faced the wall, giving it a death glare.

"Come on! Let me gooooooooooooo!" I jumped when I heard the voice. Harley was being dragged in by Kaminari. She stopped whining when she spotted Bakugo. "HA HA- HOLY FUCK! IS THAT BAKUHOE?" She wheezed.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP GAMER BITCH!" Bakugo screeched, turning to face Harley. She pointed at me. "IT'S FUCKING PONYTAIL'S FAULT!" She screeched again, making Harley wheeze harder.

"IT IS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR ASS TO KINGDOM COME!" Bakugo yelled, her hands sparking with explosions.

"I WISH YOU WOULD!" Harley shouted, clapping after each word.

"Baku-chan, no." Shoto stated as I turned to Harley and said,

"Harley no." We were ignored. We didn't really expect anything else though.

"TRY ME BITCH!" Harley yelled, standing tall.

"FUCK YOU!" Baku screeched as she sent an explosion toward Harley. I pulled down my shirt and began making rope while Shoto froze Baku in place

Harley laughed, "HA HA- FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I AM SO GLAD I CAME OUT TODAY!" she laughed even more and went to the kitchen.

"Stop laughing at me!" Baku seethed, trying to free herself from the ice. Shoto and I were ready for her. When she did break out, I caught her in the rope.

"Cool off, would ya?" Shoto asked coolly. Harley was on the ground wheezing and crying at this point. I fixed my shirt and went to the kitchen, knelling down next to Harley.

"It's weird seeing him- her" I corrected myself. "Like this, huh?"Harley wheezed even harder.

"This- this is the type of shit I live for!" I laughed along with her. Kirishima walked in, saw the scene, and walked out. Kaminari was face palming.

"Maybe now was a bad time."

"Don't act like you didn't know it was going to happen! Fucking dunce face.." Bakugo scoffed. I laughed harder. Kaminari walked away, done with all this. Harley was laughing and crying really hard at this point.

"StAp iT- sTaP iT- i'Ma fUcKiNg cRy hArdEr!"

"FUCK OFF HARLEY!" Fem Baku screeched. Harley wheezed and went back to her room to cool off for a bit. Bakugo went to her own room after she promised not to blow up Harley and Shoto untied her. Me and Shoto went back to reading like nothing ever happened. Until we heard screeching again. I got up and ran toward Bakugo's room, seeing the Bakusquad in front of it. I asked Kirishima, who was in front, what happened.

"I don't know. We heard yelling and came to see what's wrong, but she won't let us in." He explained worriedly. I nodded and knocked on the door.

"You okay?" I asked loudly. I heard a crashing noise before the door opened a crack.

"Get the fuck in here ponytail." She growled. She opened the door wider and pulled me in, closing it before anyone else could get in. "Something is fucking wrong."

"What?" I asked, already knowing part of what it was.

"I feel like shit, everything hurts, and I want to fucking cry at anything that's remotely sad. I. Never. Fucking. Cry." She explained darkly. "And I might be dying." I nodded solemnly. I definitely knew what was wrong.

"I'm guessing that you're bleeding from an uncomfortable place?"

"If you mean my fucking pussy, then yeah."She snapped, glaring at me. I sighed and nodded, rolling up my sleeves a making a few pads.

"First, you aren't dying. Second, this happens to girls every month and lasts for about a week." I stated, handing her the pads. She looked shocked.

"Every month?! The fuck?!"

"Yep."

"Holy shit..." She murmured. I nodded again, thinking about how to get her out of the room without alerting the boys outside. I got an idea and made two identical pictures. I opened the door making sure Bakugo was behind me. Right outside the door stood Kaminari and Kirishima, just like I had hoped. I handed them the pictures.

"I need you to find the differences in these two pictures." I say as I guided Bakugo out of the room. "There's at least seven." I smiled and pulled Bakugo to my room. She gave me a 'wtf' look once we got there. "They're the same picture." I smirked, making her laugh. We sat on my bed while I explained how to deal with periods.

//Hoi readers! My bloody hell started today so I decided to bless fem Baku with her's! Harley helped me write this so lots of thanks to her!!! I already have an idea for the next chapter so I might have that out soon. I was also thinking about putting 'songfic' in the title because half of this is a songfic after all. What do y'all think?\\