Star Trash

Chapter one - Bullshit

London, October 31st, 09:30 a. m

It's raining like it never did before. After a long chat on Instashish and a short travel, Josiah Samantha and Jack finally met at Baker Street in London, looking together for a space shuttle to steal. Jack is trying to follow a broken GPS' directions, but since he can't distinguish the left from the right he's just been leading his squad around the same quarter for one hour and a half. Josiah is suffering the cold because he expected London to be much warmer, but what's annoying him the most is Samantha because she's deeply in love with him and doesn't leave him in peace for one single second. All of them are walking with no umbrella right in the middle of the road because both Lyad City and Dylir don't have any road or walkway.

Josiah: I think we should turn right now
GPS: go straight ahead for 200 meters, then turn right and take the second exit for Copenhagen
Jack: er... I think I will just respect your opinions

Jack leads his mates on the left

At the other side of the road, a young and lovely couple is standing under a black umbrella. Josiah Samantha and Jack have attracted Chris' attention, and he just can't give up sharing his thoughts about them with his girlfriend

Chris: hey Rose, look at those three red heads... don't they look like three idiots?
Rose: uhm, I think they simply look lost
Chris: bah ...
Rose: come on, let's see if we can help them
Chris: alright ... (why does my girlfriend always make me waste so much time with useless and emeritus idiots??)

Rose and Chris just moved close to the idiots

Rose: hey random unknown people!
Josiah: hi
Jack: hello there
Samantha: FUCKING SHISH WE DON'T WANT TO SIGN ANY PETITION!
Chris: we started well (I was sure about it, they're just some other idiots wasting space on Earth)
Rose: hello😊 no need to sign anything, I'm just wondering if you need help at moving into the city
Samantha: NO! (she better move on, I want to hang on back on Josiah)
Josiah: YES. We do.
Rose: I see... may I know where do you need to go?

Jack looks carefully at the GPS and hesitates

Jack: København Kastrup Lufthavn (???)
Josiah: yeah exactly, more precisely in that locality known as... fuck off land
Chris: interesting...
Samantha: ...sorry aren't we looking for a magic cd?
Jack: ah... I guess you're right...
Rose: magic cd??
Chris: (what the fuck??)
Josiah: yeah, yesterday night we read on the Shish Times about a magic cd by Ramones, to reach the various clues and finally find the cd we first need to st... er... to rent a space shuttle
Samantha: it's exactly so!
Rose: that sounds so cool! I heard about that cd too... but wasn't the first clue here in London?
Josiah: honestly I don't know (just hope that wherever we'll go at least two meters of distance from each person will be required)
Chris: sorry have you ever thought this could be the hugest bullshit you've ever heard about?
Rose: come on Chris, this sounds so cool and adventurous!
Jack: I just respect both of your opinions (I don't give a fuck. Just move on, I want to go and find that cd)
Josiah: well... true or false I really need to make a try at least (otherwise how will I get rid of @sexonthebeach_bysami ?)
Samantha: you know what? I can't afford any cd because of my economical situation, so if there is a cd for free somewhere in the space I want to get it!

Rose is opening the app 4CDseekers on her smartphone

Rose: so ... according to the app 4CDseekers the first clue is ... right there, at Madame Tussauds museum! Right 2 steps from here!
Josiah: if we could get to know it just a bit earlier...
Jack: so it's not in Copenhagen?
Chris: better later than never, right?
Samantha: well let's go!
Rose: hey, Chrissy shall we join them?
Chris: have you confused me with an idiot?
Rose: come on it must be so adventurous, giving up would be a huge waste!
Chris: bullshit...
Rose: please please please
Chris: it's okaaaay (I accept just because I love you too much)
Rose: YEAH!
Samantha: YEAH! (finally one more woman)