Star Trash

Chapter 2 - Who the fuck is I?

Flemyinx, November 2nd, 02:15 a. m

@vicmajil just sent a message to @chris_show on Instashish

Dear Christopher,

I'm writing to you to warn you about a danger you should be aware of

Some months ago I was in a mission into Yan Cha's underground, where I met a poor girl called Qahjiy. She was living in terrible conditions, so I decided to rescue her. She is a victim of criminality, forced to dissect human bodies into the underground to survive. I decided to save her because I found her destiny really unfair, but also because it reminded me how I met you. Certainly I would have never expected to find out what I'm going to write about soon.

You will never believe me (and probably you will think that I'm an idiot), but I found out there is a magic cd by Ramones somewhere in the universes, which would be able to make three wishes come true, if you find it.

I left together with Qahjiy and with another unhappy woman coming from Maranello (Earth), but after a quick break in Jupiter three other people have joined us. They want to find that cd for various selfish reasons such as destruction and richness, but I was expecting it by humans.

What actually scares me the most is their boss Hirin because he seems to be a really corrupted, cruel, hopeless and merciless man. I don't really know what his intentions are, but they must be the worst intentions he could have.

I hope to hear from you soon and (if you will believe me) to get some help in this mission

Kind regards

Your friend Victor

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The idiots are right in the middle of Flemyinx. Kate is driving fast and terribly: she is hitting all the asteroids she can see and taking curves really badly. Samantha is still playing Pac Man 256 while Josiah and Jack are still drinking and jabbering together into the bar room. Chris just really wishes to have a drink and starts knocking on the bar room's door

Chris: are you serious, guys?
Josiah: what's up now? (Why am I surrounded by ball breakers?)
Chris: why have you left me surrounded by idiots without any bottle while you peacefully get drunk together inside there?
Jack: please just feel free to come in, if you wish
Chris: if I could pass through closed doors I would do it, idiot
Josiah: you better use your hands, maybe...
Chris: as I was suspecting, there are idiots inside here as well

Jack takes a key out of his pocket

Jack: excuse me, could this be useful to you?
Josiah: fucking hell I completely forgot that I locked the door
Chris: they finally got it... let's see if they can open the door now

Josiah opens the door and Chris comes in

Chris: good, you did it... have you left anything to drink or have you dried everything up?
Josiah: everything is over, don't you see? All of those bottles you see are full of water, colored water and poison, nothing else
Chris: fun joke, clown. Move on and prepare a FreddyCoso* for me
Josiah: a Freddy WHAT?
Chris: FreddyCoso. Everyone knows it
Jack: yeah I know that drink, it will be ready as soon as possible, Sir
Chris: wow so you can even be useful, sometimes
Josiah: he's the one who found the final solution at Madame Tussauds
Chris: and so what? It was a bullshit...
Josiah: well everybody thinks the contrary about it
Chris: that's simply because you're an extremely idiot squad
Josiah: if you think so
Jack: you opinion is more than respected
Chris: no one asked you that. Are you fucking done with my cocktail?!
Jack: of course, I'm extremely sorry for making you wait, Sir
Chris: good.