Tomtord; When you see it you'll shit bricks

Chapter 4: Sweet Home Alabama

Tord and Tom had gone into the main town of Buttfucknowhere. They had gone to the one thing to do in town; the stamp museum; They saw it as a bittersweet romantic date. They didn't have a place to stay for the night as they both were planning to sleep at Marget's House. They concluded it would be best to sleep in Tord's rental car. They pulled off to the side of the road and leaned back in their seats.
"I'm really glad you stuck with me despite us being related." Tom said to Tord lovingly
"Yeah me too" Tord replied. They both paused for a minute.
"Tom what would you have done if i said no?"
"I honestly don't know. I knew in my heart you would say yes."
Tord didn't look over at him.
"Tom... can i tell you something? I wasn't going to tell you this but i feel you have the right to know. Especially after today."
"Of course, go ahead."
"You know how... some men get pregnant?"
"Yeah..."
"Well, I'm one of them- BUT I don't think I'm pregnant" Tord quickly reassured.
"Don't think?"
"Well you know, after that night I don't know and only time will tell."
Tom turned to Tord, "That's... amazing! I'll support you with or without a pregnancy Tord!"
Tord begrudgingly smiled. He didn't want to think about the possibility he was pregnant. Before he could say anything else Tom promptly gave him a kiss.
"I can't wait to be a father!" Tom exclaimed. Tord remained silent. " I think we should head to bed, it's getting late." Tom agreed and laid his head down before falling asleep.