Tomtord; When you see it you'll shit bricks

Chapter 17: Is he covered in poop?

The boys admired Tord's fartwork. Before concluding they didn't have the proper supplies to clean up the ocean. "We should go to walmart...." Tord suggested. Tom nodded slowly before leaving the bathroom and walking down the hall dripping poop the whole way down. Tom got into the car and Tord quickly followed. Sitting in the right side passenger seat. They sat quiet for a minute before finally pulling into the parking lot. The two of them got out of the car and walked into the walmart. A few families looked over at the men dripping with poop. One of the children asked their mother
"Mummy, is he covered in poop?" Tom looked over to the child he tilted his head and smiled
"Why yes I am." Tom proudly announced not just to the child, but the whole world. Tord didn't exactly share the same passion for poop that Tom did, While he didn't mind it he certainly wasn't an enthusiast. Tord despite obviously being in a group with Tom tried to pretend he wasn't. A crowd quickly started to surround them
"Sir are you wearing pants?" One concerned mother hesitantly asked. Tom looked down suddenly remembering his member flowing in the wind.
"No." Tom confidently responded. Tord quickly fled into the crowd before a taller man stood in his way.
"Oh I- I'm sorry" Tord would have said if the other man hadn't spoken first.
"Tord?" The mystery man asked.  Tord glanced upwards to make eye contact with the person standing before him.
"Matt?!" Tord responded suddenly. Matt helped Tord up and quickly noticed the brown goo dripping down Tord's legs. Matt looked down horrified and repulsed. "Look- This isn't my best-" Tord embarrassed, quickly tried to defend himself. Matt- although confused- tried to help Tord.
"Here let's get you cleaned up, I can buy you new pants. To replace your, y'know..." Matt gestured down at Tord's poop covered pants. Matt was trying his best to be polite. "But you have to explain to me what the hell happened to you." Tord quickly nodded and followed Matt out of the crowd before Tom could notice them or the crowd could block them in. Matt took Tord into the men's section of clothes and let him pick out a new pair of jeans. He went into the dressing room and tried them on, not even bothering to take his old poo pants with him; leaving the odor of the poo pants to infest the changing room. Matt gestured for Tord to go with him. "So, What happened?" Tord looked at him then remembered
"Oh. The poop..." Tord didn't really want to discuss the topic with an old friend that he hasn't talked to in over a year. "Just uh. Tom wanted to try out. New things..." Tord said desperately trying to defend himself. Matt nervously chuckled
"Ok but what's the real reason?" Tord looked at Matt, realizing the ginger fuck didn't believe him, He took this as a chance to make something up.
"New puppy." He quickly replied trying to think on his feet. Matt seemed to sigh with joy when he thought this was the truth.
"You almost got me there Tord!" Matt chuckled. "Tom always was a weirdo even while we all lived together. How are you two anyway?" Tord realizing once again that Matt didn't recognize Tom from earlier, decided to lie.
"Oh we're ok, He's at home right now. Wanted me to get stuff to help the dog." Matt smiled when he heard his friends were doing good.
"That's great! You two will have to have me over sometime. Here, let's go pay for your pants and then I'll let you continue your shopping." Matt took Tord to the checkout and paid the cashier. "Do you want to have dinner at your house this weekend? I'd love to see you and Tom." Tord unable to say no after the kind gesture Matt had just done for him agreed. "Alright sounds great! Does five work?" Tord agreed once again, "Ok see you then!" Matt left the store and left Tord to his shopping.
Tord sighed letting some of the stress off his back.
Well, I better go buy bleach for the mess...
Tord made his way into the cleaning isle just buying the cheapest amount of chemicals in the most bulk. He was going to need a lot for the mess back at his apartment. He carried as much as he could before he remembered
OH FUCK WHERE IS TOM
Tord rushed back to the front of the store where he had last seen Tom just to see rings of people now in that area, When Tord realized what was going on he decided to take on one task at a time and just pay for the cleaning chemicals and put them in the car, so he did just that. By the time he was back in the store he heard shouting. He approached the circle of people pushing through it to see Tom in the center swinging his dick around like a helicopter. The mothers stared in horror as the fathers tried to stop him.
"Uh excuse me!" Tord shouted out, stepping outside of his much more shy comfort zone he realized he had to put a stop to this.
He ran up to the helicopter-penis man and grabbed him
"Tord what are you-"
"Tom not now" Tord hushed him, "I'm so sorry about this everyone," Tord looked out across the crowd of horrified people. Tord not knowing what to say after that just quickly dragged Tom out of the crowd. Before long Tord realized that Tom was now completely naked, not even wearing a shirt like before. "Tom what the fuck happened?!" Tord asked off in an enraged tone. "Where the FUCK is your shirt?" Tom stared at Tord
"Look, I don't know Tord, it all happened so fast." Tord couldn't deal with more shit than he already has that day, both metaphorically and literally.
"I don't care. Fuck it. Let's just leave." Tord started to leave the store with Tom,
"Wait what about the-"
"I already took care of it while you were spinning your meat."
Tord didn't have the energy so he practically threw Tom into the car before
getting into the driver's side and taking the two of them home.