Tomtord; When you see it you'll shit bricks

Chapter 18: Domestic Violence

The first few minutes of the car ride home where dead quiet. Before finally Tom spoke up.
"Are you mad at me?" Tord continued to keep his eyes on the road not even giving attention to Tom. "Look I'm sorry, Tord." Tord continued to be silent. By that point Tom decided it would be best to keep quiet after that eventually they arrived home. Tord started to unload the bleach out of the car, Tom still sitting inside of it. Finally Tord went up to Tom's side of the car and tapped on the black-tinted car window
"Well what are you waiting for? Get out." Tom even more tense than before hesitantly opened the car door to go help Tord clean up the mess from earlier in the day. Tord swung open the door of the apartment to have the odor hit him, he instinctively gaged at the putrid stench Tom on the other hand didn't seem to mind.
Tord glared over at Tom shooting him daggers with his eyes. "Go get the mop." He said, Tom- Still naked- walked through the thin layer of poop to their cleaning cabinet to pull out a slightly dirty mop. He waddled back to Tord and handed it to him. "What are you doing?" Tord asked
"Y-you asked for the mop." Tom meekly replied.
"I'M NOT THE ONE INTO THIS SICK SHIT." Tord spat out.
"Well you seemed to be pretty into it earlier" Tom flirted at the wrong time.
"I ONLY DO THIS FOR YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BOTHER." Tord completely maddened by the muddy swamp that was their apartment. Tord went to rub his temples. "Clean this shit up. I will help you in a bit." Tord said a bit more quietly. Tord shut the front door and sat on their porch while he had hoped Tom would be cleaning -Tom having the front door slammed in his face decided it would be best to continue arguing with Tord.-
Tord felt the door open and hit his back. "What." He glared up at Tom who was standing above him cock basically in Tord's face.
"It's your shit why do I have to clean it." Tom glared down. Tord stood up and looked Tom eye to eye.
"You're the one who fucked me in the sea of shit!" Tord now getting pissed off again.
"You seemed to enjoy it!" Tom tried to defend himself.
"I DON'T LIKE POOP TOM."
There was a silence in the air for a moment
"What do you mean you don't like poop?" Tom said offensive.
"I don't FUCKING like poop Tom, I tried it out for YOU. Tom." Tord kept putting
emphasis on Tom's name.
"FINE WE WON'T HAVE POOP SEX ANYMORE."
There was another moment of silence before they heard sirens in the distance. They ignored them at first before they started to grow louder and louder.
"Oh fuck." The two of them said in sync.
Tord pushed Tom into the house before the police could see Tom completely naked on the porch.
"God just. Go put some clothes on." Tord commanded Tom to do. Tom without another word hurried into the bedroom and put the first clothes he saw onto his nude body. Tord sat on the porch and saw the two police men approaching him
"Sir, we got a domestic violence report in this area" The first one spat out.
"From... This house actually." The other spoke up.
Tord looked at the two men trying to contemplate what to do,
"Well everything is fine here. There's no problem." Tord poorly reassured.
"Sir, may we please go in?" The cops pushed past Tord and opened the door. They both gaged as the stench hit them. "JESUS CHRIST-" One of them holared.
Tord, not knowing how the fuck he was going to explain this decided just to stay dead silent, then Tom walked out into view of the police officers.
The officers gazed upon Tom's glory. He stood before them wearing nothing but, a hoodie patterned with the black and white faces of thousands of organisming anime girls. Below the hoodie was a skin tight latex suit, and to top it all off. Heelys to match the hoodie.
The cops were a bit stunned by this so they didn't say anything immediately. But later tried to get back to the topic at hand.
"Uh- We just wanted-" the officer gaged mid sentence, the taller more confident cop then took charge
"What the hell are we walking in right now?" Tord finally got a chance to look over the police men's shoulders to see what Tom was wearing as he stood over the river of shat. Tom looked over to the taller police officer.
"You're walking in poop." He answered to the officer truthfully. The more timid officer looked to the other,
"I think we should go-" he whispered and started to walk away.
"We're not going anywhere." The bigger cop yanked the other closed to him so he wouldn't leave the house.
"This house is a fucking mess. But, that isn't why we're here. We just wanted to talk to the two of you due to domestic violence reports."
Tord, still behind the cops, was covering his face in his hands just wanting this to be over. Tom slowly started to approach the police.
"There was domestic violence alright. My boyfriend doesn't want to have poop sex." The cops turned to Tord, then back to Tom.
"Sir, what the fuck is poop sex?"
Tord on the verge of tears was waiting for Tom's response.
"Poop sex is when you have sex, but poop is involved."
The policemen were even more terrified than they were before, then the more timid cop turned to Tord.
"Sir if you want, you can press charges." Tord took his head up from his hands to make eye contact with the pig.
"What? Why?" Tord questioned.
"This could count as abuse."
"What?? No. I'm not pressing charges." The cop nodded then looked back to Tom.
"If everything is in order here we can get going." The larger pig announced. Tord quickly agreed to this.
"Everything is in order here!" Tord said, Tom then begrudgingly also replied.
"Yeah I guess everything is fine..." The cops didn't bother to further question them because they wanted to leave just as much as Tord wanted them to.
"Alright, we'll be on our way." the two of them moved past Tord. Tord let out a sigh of relief and just started crying.
"Tom. What the fuck is wrong with you?" Tord quietly asked.
"Nothing I'm just built different."
Tord's embarrassment quickly turned into anger.
"Fuck off Tom." He said before pushing past him back into their room, one of the only non tainted rooms of the house. He laid down on the bed and shut his eyes to rest, before long he had fell asleep for the night.