✰𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤! [dream smp oneshots]

xvii. what ur fav mcyt says abt u (very specific edition)

dream: hah u got major daddy issues and u probably are alt too and u genuinely don't gaf abt the way ppl look & ur just attracted to personalities also u probably do things impulsively just to feel something

georgenotfound: ur attracted to like soft guys and u probably just want someone cute to make u smile but i bet he's older than u and doesn't actually know u exist so u just read fanfics and daydream 24/7 just to feel loved

sapnap: ur probably attracted to being bullied and want him to step on u, u fcking simp lmaoo u probably also melt when guys call u bbygirl bc u feel like nobody likes u so small romantic interactions are a big deal to u
(this is a self callout btw)

badboyhalo: i don't even have something rude to say here ur probably rly sweet and like guys who try to make themselves look edgy but are genuine sweethearts and i probably would have a crush on u ily dm me