✰𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤! [dream smp oneshots]

xxxix. how yall knew each other in a past life

dream: u two probably plotted a museum heist together and once u both got caught and imprisoned u both broke out together and drove away from the police and dream got shot fatally while firing back at the popo and died in ur arms before u killed urself to be with him

georgenotfound: y'all met once at a masquerade ball hosted in england during the victorian era and flirted with each other and he almost courted u but then u lost him in the crowd and u never saw each other again

sapnap: he probably had u publicly executed after u stole what would be equivalent to $300 us dollars today from his mansion and pinned ur head on a stick beside all the other heads🙄 jokes on him tho ur head was the hottest head there🥰💅

badboyhalo: he saved u from getting eaten by a crocodile while u were sailing down the nile river during a tour and ur eyes interlocked with love at first sight until the crocodile came back for part 2 🐊😤‼️