✰𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤! [dream smp oneshots]

xc. at the mall shopping

ayy guess what good thing finally happened to me? i'm getting put on meds to treat my ADD!! i'm genuinely excited so i'll be able to focus WAY better and get chapters out ASAP!! anyways i added Big Q to the mix😏 so here we go!!

dream: buys u LITERALLY WHATEVER U WANT. huge 100k flat screen tv? boom, it's urs now

georgenotfound: honestly didn't wanna go in the first place, but makes sure he doesn't feel like a drag so he tags along behind u

sapnap: forces u to do one of those scenes from those 80's-90's movies where u come out of the dressing room and he does the thumbs up or down

badboyhalo: tried to go down the escalator but trips and falls face-first

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wilbur soot: literally shopping like a normal person with u

technoblade: CRASHED HIS CAR INTO THE MALL and u die on impact

tommyinnit: INSISTS on dragging tubbo to the Auntie Anne's

tubbo: getting dragged by tommy

justaminx: okay but she went straight into hot topic and made u come with her

nihachu: goes to each and every store with u and makes u try on like 37 different outfits

quackity: takes u to the back of spencer's