✰𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤! [dream smp oneshots]

xxxiii. fans r rude to u in a dono

hey i have more chapters coming tmr i'm just exhausted

dream: dono: "hey clay here's 10 bucks maybe you can buy a better gf than (y/n) she's too ugly for u"

face it, dream would be so pissed and would totally go off on whoever said that, and it would kill his vibe so he just stops streaming for the day cuz it made him so mad. but if someone said that to him straight up, they wouldn't live 20 more seconds. he would probably punch a hole in the wall while he was at it lmao

georgenotfound: dono: "here's 5 dollars george ily so much but your gf is pretty rude to u tell her i said to kys💕"

george would get very defensive too and would defend u on sight. he also would tell ppl the consequences of sending death threats and would call the donor disgusting

sapnap: dono: "okay but (y/n) is ugly af no cap😹"

sapnap would start yelling and confess his undying love for u on his stream and 100% would get physical on sight

badboyhalo: dono: "(y/n) hate page wya?"

bad would probably just ignore the comment and then bring it up later and does his best to defend u