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Henlo

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The seals from finding nemo
Weird solidarity but aiight
James' eyebags are so big and his shoulders so tense he's the worrying 1 djdj
Tangent here but anyone else remember super mario logans weird ass vids
This seems like im whitenighting but in reality im mad cos i symlathise a LOT.
Wakes up the next day to a long work email from him ready for ending it
Trans meowth is here too but he hangs in the back cos of othering reasons
Its just so...undertslr
They fight for dominance
Meowth, like 20 years later: hey wait a minute
sighs in jessie somehow knows less about the internet than this present day
that fucking 'you'll pay' scene asjkgsdkhdrj
meowth desperately clinging to the 50% of him that isnt white trash
i mean i agree with it dont get me wrong
thousands of years of evolution leading up to isabella simp compilation
Why is this so. Cursed
Is she 15 i dont remember her exact age
skdkekkdfkkf take this textpost
This is canon btw. Not the exchange but the smoothie thing
LELRKFKKFKDK??????
:)
Look i was enjoying that smoothie ok i didnt feel like putting it down
😔
They got curly haired options now so at least theres that
Also theres nonbinary emojis now so at least some of what they add is useful
Meoeth voice ruhm haym
Hey, panicking that you just smoked pcp IS a distraction
Tw: beastiality, sexual assault (referenced)
😬
Hums
The daily dosage
Accurate metaphor for meowth developing crushes tbh
Thats actually the dynamic
(Tw: pet death ment) 'Ok i geddit i'll buy ya da candy at da checkout next time'
A wholesome vers
Thats it thats the show
Yes that is canonically a meowths height, i looked it up
For context star she's like 7
"All my most probably causes a deaths are me sayin somet'in ta da boss"
This one int an incorrect quotes im just back on my bullshit
I will never understand the white n gold thing it was SO clearly blue n black
babeys,,,,,
Shes deleted this post now but it was reblogged to meowth prop already
Dont have the origionally sorry ur gonna have to made do w a mml edit
A sansby post? By blootac74(revovery)? In 2020? Perish the thought!
I only specified human cos he's this moreso normal meowth still is this tho
Epic. (By tweets-from-danville on tumblr dot com)
Actually cryin
I love oak but this is lowkey their dynamic at least in the os ckekfmv
I didnt want to have to put wobbuffet but her pokemon are all so weird xkmd
Baljeet can say a little fuck. As a treat
I know myself too well 😔
how does one. Even react to this....
I so scared
LEKEKEKWKDKDMFNEN
I wish i could have given this a buildup but i've just woke up
'Huh. Usually otha pokemon dont get im a guy...but im also gonna die'
its indescribable how much this scene fucked me up upon a rewatch
i miss this show and i miss her
did i forget something or did i miss something
a literal saint. like dude its a film ur ALLOWED to be mad but he int....
asgjkasgkhj i've missed late series feral baljeet
I LOVE HER SDJGHSDJHDFJKJ
a pnf quote fwi (last day of summer)
GOD. good for her.
INDIVIDUAL americans both then and now are not the problems keep in mind.
?!?!?!?!?!!?! LIT RALLY him
I remember them. Bffs,,
Snarky 'married couple' jokes aside its genuinely rlly cute that they get along
Rigid thinking autism and hyperfixation autism solidarity
Like. Even moreso than the other pnf songs
Cute detail
Ferdinand is still PISS funny tho
Fav
Best character dont @ me
Hi meowth. No he doesnt think you're cool
Like he's repressing it but he's also really self aware about it
Oof made mesen sad now
:/ lukewarm take
Im gonna have to watch this ep again
The first glimpse at his gio thirst
Basically you could see the ep through that lense and not be fightin the writers
Poor lass MDMDMDMDMF
Imagine its a smoothie or smth
KASFJKASGJK mans just sat back and accepted his fate. 2020 mood
Back on the pnf bullshit
This song came from an ep with 'bromance' in the title the whiplash at play
Because this incorrect quotes quote is gold and this hc is kinda my thing
Soriel, sansby, alphyne and frisk x monster kid were the only good ships
Wheres that fic a friend of mine wrote where he put spyware on pap's laptop
How do you have less personality than the guy who doesnt feel emotions?!
I cannot explain to you the dephs of SWSH's story's stupidity
Imagine if boris interupted the world cup final to go thanos on britain
Heaven forbid a world famous celebrity who gets mobbed in public is a bit tardy
This game is just. Peak gamefreak. At least gen 7's plot made sense
Dont get me wrong tho rose wasnt a subtle villain IN GAME at all
Handy dandy notebook for reference
Ghetsis is p objectively bad but i like him cos he's unashamed o bein a twat
Every time a new film rolls around
Tw: death mention
they're such a nice and supportive family i love it
you dont need a bully character to be sad for them to be good writers
The question was 'rumour'. Like 'theory this is canon' not 'personal hc'
Im using meg as a metaphore here to clarify she DOES have toys djdjrj
I want a leather jacket with 😳 on the back
I know they're all smart but. Their dialogue,,,1 braincell energy
I dont watch this guy btw i just bingewatched his vids once months ago
🥺
The show peaked at this
Been think bout this showdown fmekfkfm. Underwhelming
Been think bout this showdown fmekfkfm. Underwhelming
This is giving them the benefit of the doubt they arent fetishising japan again
HAHA HEADS
'Its important woik guys shuddit trust me' '...did you put socks in my bra?'
'I cant possibly explain ta you how much dats da woist t'ing i've eva hoid'
All i can picture for this is nowt dramatic just his dad being a chill cunt
This chapter is just 'i couldnt think of enough dialogue to justify a fic'
They try n be his wingman :)
Tomska is valid
The favourite child >:(
Tomska voice wholesome moment
Moronsexual
"Aw its a dog! Here, boy!" Your life is on the line,,,,thats valid
Kdkrkekekdkfo
In my defence the show did make an HIV joke this same ep
I refuse to buy phineas is that smart. U mean. He is smart but- you get it
My mum when i come downstairs in my kneeless 7 year old trousers
Cathcart after another session recording meowth
Got a popstar out there fightin these battles,,,,
Iconic
i would say 'the *blank* family' but i cant for the man known only as giovanni
canon music video
big eye big eye
OSGJKSDJGKJk why is this idea cracking me up
I guess this is human au or else they drew meowth gigantamaxed cmskf
Not very then
He knows her name in unova au still he just says miss ketchum out of respect
MEKDKEKFKF public enemy #1 the xenophobes and youths comin out in force
Could have prevented THREE devastating pandemics w these 😤
Had never seen that from anyone else. Pedophilia is not new in the brony fandom
:)
We got a frasier too its SO cringe
Cursed moment
good job but i hate it
Meowth tricked both of them and james tries to henway him l8r but messes up
This image is so fucking funny fndkkdkckfjfn
Leavin this here
also found out today luz means light thats so good i cant cope
this is from camp camp btw
I mean im omitting a very awful part of this day to make it sound better but
MDMDMDMKDKDMF distorted music meme
Yes i know her surnames german cos shes snow white but it doesnt help ckdkkc
I'd explain the context but its as weird as out of it and im confused too
My thoughts exactly jieyanni
Meowth would be the one (1) person watching prof bodybuilders an droolin
Dklskdkwkdkkckd thats their title huh?
Now to star with the wearher
MEMEKFKFK?????
im torn
how the FUCK have i found an accent more memeable than meowths
the way he loses it at his own joke...fucking mood
Im cryin. Hi human au meowth
TRU THO
Gotta get that crimbo present money somehow and you dont need ALL your teeth
KENENDKKDKF fav bait and switch
WHAT
The only time he cowers if from jessebelle but also. She can paralyiss him
Laughs like a gremlin
the way neil nods real cute 🥺
like milk
also 'oh fuck davids covered in cp' IM YELLING
2020 levels of stress
isnt this the plot of bully bromance breakup
yes this is from that ep
He put his broken flag on an IV jdjdjfkfk this kid is so extra
'What uni did you go to?' 'Definitely not da mafia haha!'
'Nailed it!'
It comes out when he's angry
Honestly? I could buy it
Cursed camp camp moments
Realising in real time you stopped your friend from starving rough man
Look he got awfully invested in jasper awfully quickly for a grumpypants
(Tw: pedophilia mention) i stg if i see any non jasper-lives-au present day,,
Davey and jasper go on a date to see those new starwars prequels together
MRKTKTOR 90's culture is unreasonably funny to me. Haha old people :)
screams in the toothed up roosters's ears 'MORE JASPER'
trying to explain human law to him he's Not having it
cant decide which one ariana has the gun energy gio has the glasses energy
tw: cults, poison (jonestown ref specifically)
that bit in man enough where jimbo dates joy if tr were in character
REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL
(Tw: cult mention) 0 to 100 REAL quick
Cold
(Tw: pedophilia) bad feelings part to end on but has to be said

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