God i got dragged into a meowth centric rocketshipping fic while desperately searching for non AO3 content 4 him and im losing it because he has 2 parallel convos w jessie and james where he's cryptically telling them the others in love and when jessie says 'james doesnt know any girls!' he pulls out 'i never said it was a goil' to test shes not a homophobic dick but then later james says 'jessie doesnt know any guys' and he tells HIM that jessies going clubbing lmfaoooooo
