Giovanni: mr krabs voice i like money
Gen 2 team rocket: gonna prank the boss when he gets home! *boss doesnt come home*
Maxie: what if we drained the atlantic and built houses down there?
Archie: 70% of the world isnt enough room for the fishies :(
Cyrus: yeah this worlds alright i guess actually its not because i am not god. What if i told you i could change that
Ghetsis: i invented PETA as a cover story so i could become an actual tyrant lol imagine that the US with a tyrant
Ghetsis 2.0: ok i failed last time so instead im gonna try terrorist attacks cos those always work in overthrowing overnments
Lydandre: same thing as cyrus but i dont want to rule i just want a universe where my neighbour didnt paint his house such an ugly colour is that too much to ask
Lusamine: i love a jellyfish more than my daughter (and also i am a milf)
Rose: leon i have to pay my electricity bill tomorrow if you dont cooperate