"Arent you meant to be dead, anyway? You went missing"
"Oh so you cared about me enough to check to da news but not enough ta keep me"
"Oh no we were just worried you'd found out where we were going and were trying to follow us. Didnt want any clues getting out"
"How would i know where you was goin'. I was like 4"
"Idk maybe you overheard-"
"'Overheard???' Yous were neva around! Pop's i neva even loint our ethnicity!"
"Oh so was it not me who taught you japanese then?"
"YA DONT REMEMBER?????"