KISSES ─ h.p. imagines.

- 💚Dating Seamus would include...

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-him trying to teach you how to speak Irish

-"Dia duit. Is mise Séamus agus táim i ngrá le (Y/N)."

-"What does that mean? It sounds like a load of waffle."

-"It means:'Hello. I am Seamus and I am in love with (Y/N).'"

-"Awwww. In that case... is mise (Y/N) agus táim i ngrá le Séamus!"

- hanging out with Dean

- Seamus supporting Ireland and you supporting Bulgaria at the Quidditch World Cup

- the rivalry gets intense bruh

- having to listen to him and his mother screaming the Irish anthem all evening when Ireland won

- "IRELAND! IRELAND! TOGETHER STANDING TALL!"

- "OK OK I GET IT YOU WON!"

- Dean patting you nervously on the back in hopes of calming you down

- it didn't work

- you chased Seamus around the tent while Mrs Finnegan and Dean watch amusedly

- "MAMMY! DEAN! GET THIS NUTTER AWA-OOF!"

- you tackled him

- "MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

- him being a total mom while checking over you after the riot

- freaking out after finding a tiny scratch on your nose

- "MAMMY GET THE FIRST AID KIT! OH YOUR POOR NOSE IT'S GOT A HUGE SCRATCH! DOES IT HURT? WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE IT HURTS! DEAN STOP LAUGHING-"

- "Seamus, angel, it doesn't hurt. It's only a scratch. Also, shut up, Dean."

- he cleans up the scratch anyway

- gives you a kiss on the nose in hopes of making it feel better

- Dean cackling maniacally in the background

- Seamus's mother taking pictures of the scene

- getting teased at school by everyone who saw what happened

- Seamus threatening to attack anyone who makes fun of you

- you find it sweet and mildly terrifying

- him coming out of nowhere and snaking his arm around your waist whenever your talking to another guy

- "Just thought I'd say hello to the most wonderful, beautiful, perfect girlfriend in the entire universe!"

- "Seamus, this is my cousin."

- ". . . Oops."

- ye guys never really argue

- but when ye do it's usually over something stupid

- "PEPPA PIG IS THE BEST CARTOON EVER!"

- "NOOO PAW PATROL IS THE BEST CARTOON EVER!"

- Ron being utterly confused and leaves so he can interrogate Harry and Hermione on Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol

- you yeet a Peppa Pig plushie at Seamus

- he yeets his entire collection of Paw Patrol plushies at you

- you look at each other and start laughing at your stupidity

- Dean enters the dorm, sees both of you on the floor surrounded by plushies, and promptly turns around and walks out

- you always keeping your distance whenever Seamus attempts to cast a spell

- "(Y/N), get over here. I need to practice Expelliarmus for homework."

- "No thanks. I choose life."

- him telling you how St Patrick's Day originated

- "Hang on. So your telling me he was taken by Vikings from Wales, sent on a boat to Antrim in Ireland, sold as a slave, forced to work as a shepherd, taught people about God in his spare time, AND he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland and got made a saint?! Wow!"

- "Yep! That's why there aren't many Irish Slytherin's at Hogwarts!"

- you thwacking him on the arm for being rude

- him having to go thru a lecture from you on why he should respect each house

- him kissing you to shut you up

- "And that's why you should- mmmnngh~"

- bruh all your lectures end up in a make out session wtf

- if y'all don't get interrupted things can get spicaaaaayyyyyy 🌶😏

- unfortunately for you guys, someone always barges in at the wrong time

- "Hey Seamus can I borrow- oh. Ooh. OooOooOOooh."

- "Go away Dean."

- you always give Seamus a kiss goodnight

- Dean calls it being clingy but who cares

- one time he wasn't in his dorm, or in the common room, so you searched the entire school building until you finally found him in detention with Professor McGonagall

- "Miss (L/N), though I do appreciate your company now is not-"

- "Oh shut up Minnie."

- she was so surprised she actually shut up

- you walked over to Seamus, (who was meant to be writing lines), bent down and pecked his lips and whispered a "goodnight", before giving Minnie a cheery wave and heading back to the common room

- McGonagall recomposed herself and let Seamus off early

- you got a huge amount of affection when he came back

- "(Y/N) you are the bestest thing that ever came into this universe."

- "Better than Paw Patrol?."

- " . . . Yes."

- y'all snuggled

- he tried to make you hug a Paw Patrol teddy

- you refused

- "Even though I love you until infinity, I will never betray Peppa Pig."

- "Whatever. Paw Patrol is the best, no matter what you say. Also I love you too."

- you tried to lecture him about how Peppa Pig is better that Paw Patrol

- of course, we all know how that ended 😉😉😉

- hehe

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