KISSES ─ h.p. imagines.

-🐍 Dating Draco would include...

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- him asking you to be his girlfriend under the moon lit night sky after the Yule Ball

- not being sure if ur parents would approve of you being in love with the school 'bully'.

- but you agreed

- dating him in secret for a while

- you being very scared his parents wouldn't approve of you

- him trying to reassure u that they would love you

- they found out when he invited you to stay at his house for Christmas and Narcissa walked in on you guys making out

- she didn't mind, but before she left she winked and cheerfully said, "Don't forget to use protection kids!"

- well exsqueeze me but wtf

- ye used protection anyway 😏

- just a precaution

- mwahaha

- Lucius and Narcissa were downstairs discussing baby names for thy future child

"I really do think we shall name the child Scorpius."

"But- what's wrong with Squiggles?"

"It's a child, Lucius, not a goldfish."

- I pray that one day all of u will meet a person named Squiggles

- Draco is very protective of you

- Like, very. He will not hesitate to hex anyone who tries to touch you, flirt with you, harm you, etc etc, be it male or female.

"(Y/N)?"

"Mhm? What's up?"

"Who the actual hell is (F/N) and why have you been texting him and calling him daddy, huh?"

"Because he's my actual father, dingus."

- he feels stupid after that

- you found it hilarious lol 😂

- he pouts 💕

- awh ❤

- you guys wake up in the weirdest positions

" *yawn* Whu-? Eurgh, my mouth tastes like sock - (Y/N) WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING UPSIDE DOWN AND WHY WAS YOUR FOOT IN MY MOUTH? EW!"

"Shut up, Dray, it's too early to bicker."

- you and him have cooking competitions

- it gets very, very competitive

- he is a surprisingly good at it

"I have created a dish of the finest crusty rye bread with a warm, flavourful soup consisting of the ripest tomatoes and a hint of basil. What did you make, (Y/N)?"

".....coco pops."

- you often get jealous of his amazing culinary skillz

- he laughs at this which makes you yeet stuff at him. Mainly spoons. But once u threw a potato at him.

- Lucius and Narcissa just watch bcs they find it entertaining

- who needs TV when you have The Ferret and The Queen?

- they are no help whatsoever and eat popcorn while watching you throw stuff at Draco

- one vote equals one prayer for Draco