Ipliers x reader x Septics Oneshot book

Birthday surprise (Darkiplier x reader x Sexyiplier)

"Happy birthday to youuuu!" You All sang As you clapped your hands. Smiling widely at Sexy who was blowing out the candles on the homemade cake you made.

Sexy chuckled. "Thank you guys. Really! And thank you, (y/n). For making the amazing homemade cake!~" His voice was very lustful.

I mean, he was a playboy after all. And he was soon going to become a model as well. So you'll admit. He's hot.

"T-Thank you, Sexy. But why don't we open gifts huh?" You suggest with a blush as everyone nodded and got out there gifts.

It was normal things, like a book from host, a personally carved knife from Wilford, a new ball gag from Mark, but it came down to you and Dark left.

"Oh me? Well I have a gift so big that it can't fit into a box! And it hasn't...arrived yet. But it will be here soon I promise!" You smile.

"Oh that's fine beautiful, what about you, Dark?" Sexy asked. Humming and looking at him with interest.

Dark sighs in annoyance, pulling out a small box from his coat and sliding it toward him. "Condoms. Use them." He grumbled.

Sexy laughs playfully. "Oh Dark, you give me the same gift every year! I'm starting to think you don't care for me." He whines playfully and lays a head on his shoulder.

Dark scowls at this, pushing his head off his suit and glaring. "Two things, Sexy. One, I personally don't give a shit about you. And two, I give you the same gift every year in hopes you'd actually start using them. But I'm starting to think your too cocky to even think of it."

Sexy smirked. His insults not even fazing him. "Oh come on Dark, you know I like it raw~" He gave aggressive hip movements to indicate sex. Making the others roll their eyes.

Dark hissed. "You are completely immature! I've have enough of this!" He stood up and quickly walked away, going upstairs and slamming his door shut.

"What a drag." Sexy mumbled, before turning to everyone with a smile. "Why don't we eat cake huh? And can you please feed it to the birthday boy (y/n)?~" Sexy purred at you.

Sexy always tried to flirt with you, but it normally got him no where, or just a straight hard 'no' to his face. He actually liked it, no, he loved it.

You see, a lot of women instantly fawn over him. And it made his sex life boring honestly, every women he ever asked always said yes to him.

But you said no to him, which surprised, and shocked him. You...said no? To him?

It made him fall for you harder. He loved a good challenge. He loved it. Call him a masochist but he loved it.

"I'm going to check up on Dark. I'll show you may present later Sexy!" You smile and wave him a goodbye, letting him spend time with his gifts for awhile.

Knocking on Dark's door he quickly allowed you to come in. Since he knew you always knocked three times or in a pattern.

"Hey Dark. Just checking up on you." Dark looked up at you. Giving a small bit worried smile.

"Thank you for your concern (y/n). Honestly, it means a lot. But I think you should just hang out with the pervert on his birthday." He growls.

"Dark. Calm down." You place a hand on his thigh. Smiling at him with a comforting smile.

Dark felt his emotions melt at the sight of your smile. "Sure...Sorry about overreacting (y/n). He's just an asshole who doesn't practice safe sex! He might have an STD for all we now since he sleeps with so many women and uses no condom!"

He started getting angry again. Making you lean over and gently peck his cheek. Making him instantly calm down. "It's okay Dark. He'll learn eventually!"

"I'm starting to doubt that." Dark mumbled. Giving a sigh before smiling at you. "I'm going to rest. You should find out if your gift was delivered."

"Oh! I know it's delivered alright." You giggle to yourself as you quickly left his room to go to yours.

"What is she up to...?" Dark mumbled.

You knock on Sexy's door and waited. And it quickly opened with Sexy without shirt on. Already stripping down to get more comfortable.

"O-Oh. Hey sexy." You mumble. Shifting in your spot. You were only wearing a large shirt that Dark had given you. It was an old one of his.

"What can I do for you, (y/n). I was just testing out my new ball gag Mark gave me. Wanna come try it with me?~" he purred.

"Uh...could I come inside and talk to you about your gift?" You walk past him without him even letting you inside. But he didn't mind.

"What about it? If it gets delivered later I'm the week I'm perfectly fine beautiful! I can wait ages for it!"

"Well, look, it's not going to be delivered." You mumble. "Well, it actually is. But not in the way you think!" You began to stutter. Making rapid hand motions with your palms.

Sexy looked at you confused, just staring at you before getting up and holding your hands in his. "Beautiful, calm down! You're going to give yourself a panic attack if you keep doing that!"

You take a shaky breath, trying to calm yourself down. "Speak...slowly." Sexy whispers, his fingers rubbing your knuckles as you felt yourself relax more.

"Now, what is it about that gift? If it's not getting delivered, then what will happen to it?" He raised a brow, looking at you curiously.

"The gift is me." You suddenly blurt out. Making him stare at you in shock.
"What? It's...you?"

"Y-Yes, it's me. You've been flirting with me and everything. And I've actually grown to like the praise you give me. It makes me feel so special and loved. And I...want you to be my first...."

Sexy stared at you with shock, happiness, and a bit of fear all at the same time. "You mean it? This isn't some sort of joke or prank?" He looked around just in case anyone tried to burst in.

"No...I want you to take me now." You began to stutter out, lifting the large shirt and showing Sexy you were wearing nothing underneath. Making his eyes quickly glaze over.

"Don't worry, beautiful. I'll go real gentle on you~" He walks over. His hands gently resting on your hips as he nudged you toward his bed. Making you blush heavily.

He crawls over you and makes your legs wrap around his waist. Staring into your eyes. "I've been waiting for this forever...this is the best birthday ever~" He leaned down, kissing at your neck slightly.

The door burst open and there stood Dark, glaring at you both. His eyes narrow, making you feel scared. Was he going to hurt you?

"If you're going to have sex with some as delicate as her. I'm going to join you." He closed the door behind him, locking it with his index finger. "Plus, you need to wear protection you dumbass."

Sexy groaned. "Come on, it's my birthday present!" He huffed, sitting up with you on his lap.

Dark rolled his eyes, pulling out the box on condoms and pulling out a strip. "Too bad, (y/n) is still a virgin and I want to keep her away from pregnancy. Would you like that darling?" He said, looking at you.

Remembering what Dark said about him sleeping with a lot of girls. You nod to him. "Yeah, Please can we use the condom?" You say shyly to Sexy. Giving begging eyes.

"Fine, only for you beautiful." He winked, ripping open a packet with his teeth. Making you nervous for what was about to happen.

"Don't worry darling." Dark's voice got deeper. "I'll make sure you'll have a pleasure filled night with us~" He purred, bringing his lips to your ear.

What a nice birthday.