Luigi-kun and Mario-kun were going to peaches castle because of Mario-kun's inferiority complex as a brother of the Mario family. Luigi as jealous as he was, was also tired of ghost hunting, sidekicking/ being a sidekick and etc. Luigi wasn't expecting from his brother unknown invitation to peaches castle but there was a special person that was also invited, stated from Mario-kun an enemy of theirs. The special person invited was bowser. Bowser?? Bowser wearing boxing gloves and a gold necklace, braces and chain. Gangster bowser. A new type of bowser. In 2 seconds after luigi saw gangster bowser Mario-kun said "Square up, mAmAmIyA. You always trying to steal my girl, MY GIRL" Gangster Bowser replied right after "I'll stick your ass where you belong in a pipe bitch, you italian bitch-ass plumber." Gangster Bowser ran at Mario-kun with full force. Luigi-kun was not fast enough to pull out his Ghost Vacuum a.k.a Poltergust 3000. Gangster Bowser grabbed Mario-kun before he could use his fire flower. Luigi-kun had no time left his brother's ass is going to be stuck in a pipe for the rest of his life.
Luigi panicked and unconsciously said by accident " You deformed T-Rex leave my bro alone." Gangster Bowser looked back and said "The pussy ass bitch-ass brother of this fake ass plumber spoke to me. Luigishit spoke to me" Luigi replied saying "WaaaaAAAAAT" Luigi pulled his vacuum out with anger of being roasted and turned it on, it went crazy sucking everything in it's path. It was like a black hole. Gangster bowser put Mario-kun and his broken ass into the floor and then charged at Luigi-kun with ×2 the force he used with Mario-kun. Luigi was ready to die seeing all his shitty memories pass by his eyes.
While luigi losing hope of survival, Mario-kun saw despaired Luigi-kun closing his eyes with shame and regret, Mario-kun didn't want to lose his bro so he came up with a plan made by his last brain cell in his italian brain he yelled out with his broken ass's last breath. RaP bAtTle, MaMaMiYa. Gangster Bowser stopped charging at luigi and started laughing.
Gangster Bowser replied with, "Rap battle, ME? MEEE? MEEEEEEEEEE? MWAHAHA NIGGA BE CRAZY 'ROUND HERE." Mario-kun knocked out saying his last words. Leaving Luigi-kun with hope of survival from getting his ass handed to him. Luigi never rapped out loud before only in his room about being a sidekick and only having 4 games so far published about himself as well. Luigi was scared to battle Gangster Bowser for one reason and one reason only. There was myth about Gangster Bowser and it goes like this 'Gangster bowser (as there is gangster in his name) means that he has to rap like a pro, it's said that literally he fights with his bars, his bars are so good they can hurt you mentally and physically.
Luigi-kun lost hope in this battle. It was game over already. Gangster bowser already got toad beat boxing for his rap. Luigi-kun got a idea from his italian brain as well. Luigi-kun started rapping. "Yo bowser, your barney ass has get out of here because I saw peach running away from you when your were near. She's not your girl she's my bro's girl a real pearl, mamamiya." Luigi-kun dropped his imaginary mic, thinking he was cool until Gangster Bowser started.
Luigi-kun ears became deaf, his jams WERE TO GOOD. LUIGI-KUN WAS DANCING FOR NO REASON. IT WAS TOO GOOD LUIGI-KUN THOUGHT HE WAS BEING BLOOD BENDED. Luigi-kun knocked out from one bar, that's all it took one bar to knock Luigi-kun out.
Luigi saw someone while in his knocked out state a black dude? A black dude wearing a suit. He was Barack Obama. Barack Obama started speaking "young sidekick brother. Danger will be approaching. Gangster bowser will comeback and he won't be so merciful next time." To Luigi-kun he thought he was talking to Keanu Reeves for second but he remembers Keanu Reeves has hair and is white. He took Black Keenu Reeves message to heart and woke up.
Luigi-kun saw Mario-kun missing and beat boxing toad still beat boxing. Luigi-kun replied after seeing Mario-kun missing. "MAMAMIYA MARIO-KUN IS MISSING, HE WAS KIDNAPPED I HAVE TO TELL THE BEST KIDNAPPER FINDER IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, MARIO-KUN" Then two seconds later Luigi-kun realized the kidnapper-finder was kidnapped. Luigi-kun understood it was his time to shine, his time to find princess Mario-kun and save him from the clutches of gangster bowser; but first Luigi-kun has to make a team.
He ran into peaches castle yelling this "peach-chan, peach-chan, peach-chan Mario-kun is missing" while yelling that repeatedly he found peach-chan's room and ran in to talk about the problem at hand but instead of seeing peach-chan as intended he saw Mario-kun looking around holding a note. After Luigi-kun saw Mario-kun he said out loud without control of his mouth "Fuck, Mamamiya" Mario-kun said as a response after seeing his bro was" Luigi-kun, we were to late he stole peach, we got to get her back." Luigi-kun back on the same adventure for 35 years now, he was now irritated and tired of this shit and said something he shouldn't have said "MARIO-KUN IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT PEACH, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAVING HER. GIVE UP BRO, SHE AIN'T YOURS."
Mario-kun replied angrily "Shut up, Luigi-kun like you'll understand. You single bitch." Luigi-kun was about to pull out his Ghost vacuum a.k.a Poltergust 3000 to suck Mario-kun up until Peach-chan opened the door. Peach-chan began to speak "Mario-kun and Luigi-san, what happened I heard you yelling my name from the garden. What's the problem." Mario-kun was surprised and Luigi-kun. Luigi-kun asked himself this question with confusionof the situation there in. "Why did gangster bowsercome and knocked us out if he didn't take anyone as hostage or peach-chan and if so what did he take, hold up to seconds.... MY POLTERGUST 3000." "Why? WAAAAAAH? Why?"
Peach-chan said with shock "Luigi-san you lost your Poltergust 3000? What are you going to do?" Luigi-kun said after as a response to that "Nooo mamamiya, who stole from me and why they take my Poltergust 3000. Whoever stole my Poltergust 3000 I'll find them, mamamiya" Luigi-kun heard a whisper through his mind from Black Keenu Reeves a.k.a Barack Obama and what he heard was redundancy of one word. "Kim Jong-Un" confused Luigi-kun finally understood what Black Keanu Reeves was trying to say "Gangster bowser stole Poltergust 3000 and gave it to Kim Jong-Un" Luigi-kun asked Black Keanu Reeves "Where is this 'Kim Jong-Un' Black Keanu Reeves replied with "Ask Peach-chan" Luigi-kun asked 0each-chan "Do you know where Kim Jong-Un is?
Princess Peach-chan was shocked to hear such a name. Peach-chan replied with "FOLLOW ME" Luigi-kun and Mario-kun followed Peach-chan to her basement. Leading them to special pipe stated from princess peach-chan called 'The Soviet Pipe" Princess peach-chan started to speak "this pipe will take you to a new kingdom called North Korea. You will be sent to Kim Jong-Un house, I'll leave you with this warning though, he's powerful with his flower. A new type of flower you never heard of before called the communism flower. Please though, stay safe." Mario-kun responded from that with "it's not worth it bro, let's forget about it and go get another one from the professor" Luigi-kun said as a rebuttal to what Mario-kun said by saying. "Professor, took some time out of his day *blush,blush* to make me this so I won't let him down"
Luigi-kun jumped into the Soviet Pipe without thinking and Mario-kun jumped right after without thinking and peach-chan was left there alone laughing like lunatic and after she stopped she replied with "mission accomplished, I got rid of the italian bitch, they think there actually going to be sent to his house but I actually sent them to his toilet. MWAHAHA. I can't believe nigga's be tripping. Bowsette costume actually works. MWAHAHA."
(Chapter 2 will come soon if this gets enough attention. Tell me if you want more of this story and Bye, mamamiya; see ya next time. Peace)
(Btw. My grammar is ass it will get better over time lol.)
