Luigi-kun and Mario-kun were sent to a toilet. Luigi-kun understood the situation he was in. Him and Mario-kun were spawned in a toilet. Mario-kun opened his mouth and began to speak. "Luigi-kun, why did Peach-chan send us to a toilet. I know we're plumbers but still how the hell are we going to get out of this situation. What, plumb are way out?" Luigi-kun replied by saying "Mario-kun let's just call for help." but Luigi-kun saw Mario-kun's face it was pale and blue. Luigi-kun looked up to see what Mario-kun was looking at.
"....................................??????????" Luigi-kun finally realized what the hell he was looking at. It was someone's ass. Someone was sitting down to go use the bathroom. Mario-kun started to scream and said "LUIGI-KUN, I DON'T WANT TO GET SHAT ON. LET'S PLUMB ARE WAY OUT OF HERE." Luigi-kun replied with "MARIO-KUN GIVE ME YOUR WRENCH" Mario brothers started getting to work. They started breaking the toilet from the inside out until they heard a voice talking, saying this. "나는 큰 방귀를 만들거야"
They didn't understand what this voice was trying to say because it wasn't in there native language Japanese or English. It was in Korean. Mario-kun got idea. "Luigi-kun let's just tell the person we're under him he'll listen. So Luigi-kun and Mario-kun said at the exact same time. "VOICE-KUN DON'T SHIT ON US" The Voice replied with "또 귀여운 목소리가 들려 도널드 트럼프가 틀림 없어, ahhhhhhhhhhhh." Mario-kun and Luigi-kun heard the hardest moan in the world with Korean jibberish.
Then it came. "Daradaradaradaradaradaradaradara" (fart noises). Luigi-kun and Mario-kun lost the ability to breath and were being intoxicated by 'The Great Wind of the East' Mario-kun was having foam gushing out of his mouth. Luigi-kun didn't have Poltergust 3000 to suck the bad smell away. Luigi-kun saw his shitty memories pass by his eyes. Luigi-kun was able to make a hole in the toilet and finally broke through by kicking it. Luigi-kun came out from the side of the toilet.
Luigi-kun almost died again but survived from pure luck. Mario-kun on the other hand was unconscious. Luigi-kun pulled Mario-kun out of the toilet so he didn't die from intoxication. Luigi-kun looked up at the person taking a shit. It was a Korean fat ass, a blob. Luigi-kun began to speak. "Hey mamamiya, I almost died there." The Korean fat ass replied with, "Wat Da fuck Are you, a green weedo. Why are you in my toilet." Luigi-kun finally understood what this guy was saying."
Luigi-kun replied "My name is Luigi" The Korean fat ass looked at Luigi and replied. "You the Nintendo mascot ya?" Luigi-kun replied "No, that's my brother. Mario-kun" The Korean fat ass look confused and began to speak. "Oh, you look the same." Luigi-kun: "Ya I know, you can mix us up, mamamiya." Korean fat ass: "So you're da one with only 4 games published, the cool one, the rare one." Luigi-kun: "Yes." Korean fat ass: "OMG, I FAN GALING WHYT NOW." The Korean fat ass pulled up his pants and left the bathroom.
Luigi-kun followed and brang his intoxicated brother with him. The Korean fat ass took Luigi-kun and Mario-kun to his basement. Luigi-kun began to speak. "Where are we going?" The Korean fat ass replied by saying "You'll see oh math GAAAAAAH." The Korean fat ass opened the door to his basement. There was drugs, guns, gadgets, little kids and most importantly people. Mafia, gangsters and more.
Luigi-kun confused asked again "Where are we, mamamiya?" The Korean fat didn't reply. The Korean fat ass picked up gadget from the floor. Luigi-kun saw it and finally understood what found. "MAMAMIYA, My Poltergust 3000. You're Kim Jo..." but Luigi-kun was interrupted by someone. The new person began to speak. "Yo Kim, where is it. Bitch!" Luigi-kun looked to see who it was.
........????? IT WAS.... IT WAS..... WALUIGI? Luigi-kun was confused. Waluigi was always a pussy. Why is he acting tough. Waluigi began to speak "look at my doppelganger bitch"
Luigi-kun began to speak. "Why do you work under Kim Jong-Un and what happened to you? Waluigi replied. "Fuck Sakurai, Masahiro Sakurai is a bitch. Listen to me, you little shit. Sakurai didn't want me in smash so it's time for me to smash his ass to the graveyard. He didn't see me as worthy content. Just a Spirit. A FUCKING SPIRIT. AM I NOT WORTH IT IN HIS EYES. WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU. POLTERGUST 3000 WAS THE DIFFERENCE SO I'LL BE NEEDING THIS."
Luigi-kun was concerned but understood why so many korean yakuza are here there going to assassinate Sakurai. Waluigi started choke-holding Luigi-kun. "Listen here, doppelganger bitch. Gangster bowser has princess peach. If you don't obey our orders. I'll tell gangster bowser to dbz on her ass. You got me. So you're job is simple, I don't know how to use your Poltergust 3000 shit anyways.
So I'll you have to do his help us kill Sakurai and we chill." Luigi-kun replied "Why?" Waluigi began to yell. "BITCH, THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE. YES OR NO?" Luigi-kun had no other answer, he had to say yes. "Yes, Fine." Waluigi replied "Good, TWAT. Kim, Lock his ass up till further notice. Kay? Kim Jong-Un replied "yes, master! *blush,blush*"
(I'll publish chapter 3 if 20 people see this chapter or if one person comments. See ya mamamiya. Thanks for 15 views I guess.)
(Btw, once again my grammar is bad it will get better over time lol. Peace)
