67. zack

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eggs, cereal, pasta, rice, tomato sauce

pickles and olives

fruit and vegetables, but nOT cucumber

lotion, razors, depilatory wax

why are you telling me this?

oh

harry

good morning

uhh good morning???

since you muted me i thought of making our chat my shopping list for when i go to the grocery store

i can hear the resentment from here

yOU LEFT ME ON READ

FOR ALMOST HALF A DAY

you missed me?

no

you did

but i'm not admitting it

why not

because you ignored me harry

take responsibility for your actions and accept the consequences

which are...

me ignoring you

starting when?

when i find a good show to binge watch

any recommendations?

i'm not gonna help you ignore me

btw, you like pickles?

????????? YOU DONT?????????

no

what kind of sociopath likes pickles or olives?

i would feed myself only with pickles and olives

right when i thought there was nothing that'd break our friendship you say that

iTS JUST PICKLES

they're disgusting

you are

:( you think so?

no:( i was just hurt

you hurt my feelings angel

ok mr drama cut it off

i want your opinion about something

i'm all ears

ok dumbo

LMAO

it's about zack

zayn?

ah yes sorry

what's wrong with zayn?

he broke up with his girlfriend

do i know her?

gigi hadid

wHAT THE

I THIBK A PICKLE GPT STUCK UN MY THROAT

are you ok?????

gIGI HADID IS ZAYNS GIRLFIRNED

yes

gOD THEYRE SO POWERFUL

she hates me tho

hmmm

i get it

wOW THANK YOU FRIEND

ow but they broke up :(

yes

and why do you want my opinion?

he was basically ignoring us and promising he would come to the next party

which didn't really happen

oh

and now he's back

he is

louis is mad at him, niall already forgave him and liam is with his son

LIAM HAS A KID?????

yes?

where do you live? under a rock?

you all are not THAT famous

you know that right?

we are, you just care about britney spears

exactly

anyway

are you mad at zayn?

idk

should i be?

are you asking ME if YOU should be mad at your friend?

yes?

uhm ok

i would be mad, but because i'm dramatic, but i think you should talk to him

aren't you adults?

but it's not fair

harry

it's friendship, not a competition

and sometimes this kind of problems are solved with some talking

you're kinda wise

you too

but you're too confused to see it like that

thank you angel

really

i didn't do much

and there's something we have to talk about

what?

why does gigi hate you?????

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